Housework

Who was it who said Housework prolongs your life? Surely they jest! They can go take a hike I've collapsed on the couch From just the mere thought After leaving it it far longer Than I reasonably ought Where on earth do I start? I just can't decide where Each job worse than the last I feel down in despair If only.. if only.. if only I'd done a bit every day I'd be feeling self righteous Instead of filled with dismay I've practiced avoidance Become expert at ignoring Now I'm full of regrets At the state of the flooring The windows are grimy The bathroom needs scrubbing The washings piled up Somethings blocking the plumbing Who on earth has the time To do extras like dusting? When the fridge in the kitchen Is looking disgusting? I'm sure I'd be keener And find motivation If housework attracted CEO compensation Instead I lie here inert Filled up with dread Paralysed with reluctance I'll eat biscuits instead