Housework Is -

Multichoice test. Answer A B or C to each of the following to determine your housework saturation level. 

1. Generally, it can be said that Housework is... 
A. Boring and Tiring 
B. Unappreciated 
C. Both of the above 

2. Vacuuming is.... 
A. A waste of time
B. Bad for the back
C. Both of the above 

3. Doing Laundry  is.... 
A. A necessary evil 
B. A precursor to hours of folding 
C. Both of the above 

4. Would you agree that tidying up is. .. 
A. Never ending 
B. Mind numbing 
C. Both of the above 

5. The dishwasher is ...  
A. Invisible to family members 
B. Unable to empty or fill itself 
C. Both of the above 

6. Consider the following poem... 
'housework drives me round the bend
there is never an end in sight 
I'd get stuck in to get it done.... 
but I'd be up half the bloody night!' 
Is it 
A. True 
B. Correct 
C. Both of the above 


Marking and Prizes 

1. If your answers were primarily A or B, then you are not sufficiently worn out the by housework grind.... yet. 

2. If you answered C to all the questions then congratulations! You are officially fully immersed in housework, up to the eyeballs, and over it.

3. As expected, there is no prize. Or even a bottle of wine. Console yourself with the chocolate you hid in the back of the fridge under the veggies.
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Rodrigues Avatar
March 9, 2023 at 11:54 AM
Congratulations!
Draper Avatar
March 9, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Thank you Kim :) :) :)
Delaney Avatar
March 9, 2023 at 8:51 AM
Congratulations, Julie… on your placement in my Contest. I enjoyed reading your funny poem. Thanks so much for entering. SuZ
Draper Avatar
March 9, 2023 at 10:41 AM
Thanks Suz :) I really enjoyed having a go at this different kind of poem format. Terrific challenge!
Kendrick Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 7:30 AM
Congratulations on this winning work for the contest. It is a good work and I enjoyed reading it. Definitely, double dipped chocolate covered peanuts(the nuts are very healthy). Thank you for sharing. Sara
Draper Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Thanks very much Sara :) I always have a chocolate stash hidden in the fridge for emergencies!
Fowler Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 6:09 AM
LOL Julie. Fabulous. I love the chocolates under the veggies too! Congratulations! :)
Draper Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 10:38 AM
Thanks so much Linda:) The one place no one will look! Lol!
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