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Housework Naked

Doing chores in the buff on my mind
apron strings dangling down my behind
I hope he keeps mum
about seeing my bum
'coz my window cleaner's just resigned!

Copyright © Viv Wigley | Year Posted 2015

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Keith Bickerstaffe

December 20, 2015 at 7:20 AM

A cool LIMERICK Viv! '...apron strings dangling down my behind,' my favorite line! It ain't coarse, but its still bloody funny! Well done, Keith

Keith Bickerstaffe

December 20, 2015 at 10:52 AM

...and to you and yours also my dear friend... Keith

December 20, 2015 at 10:44 AM

Not very hygenic, but glad it made you smile. A very merry Christmas to you and yours. Regards, Viv

March 14, 2015 at 8:27 AM

A double smile for you Viv:)) Witty Limerick; hope the window cleaner does not carry a camera around with him! // paul

March 11, 2015 at 9:38 AM

Hahaha! Julia

Andrea Dietrich

March 10, 2015 at 6:29 PM

this is really great. I love it!

March 11, 2015 at 12:10 AM

Thanks, Andrea. Must buy curtains that fit . Love, Viv x

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

March 10, 2015 at 2:20 PM

This is hilarious, Viv! I enjoyed the laugh...hugs, Rhonda

March 11, 2015 at 12:09 AM

Thanks, Rhonda . Love to all, Viv x

March 10, 2015 at 4:15 AM

Very funny Viv... I love it:)

March 11, 2015 at 12:09 AM

Thanks, David. To use a television quote, "don't try this at home" Regards, Viv

March 9, 2015 at 4:38 PM

Funny stuff Viv!!! GREAT limerick! Cheers!

March 10, 2015 at 12:54 AM

Thanks, Jack. Hopefully not too gruesome a mental picture :)

March 9, 2015 at 10:39 AM

ha ha ha love it a 7 from me:-) Hugs Jan xx

March 9, 2015 at 12:23 PM

Thanks for the 7, Jan- Cheered me up. I've not been feeling myself recently x

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