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Best Hooch Poems

Below are the all-time best Hooch poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hooch poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member LUCIFER and HOOCH
LUCIFER'S gullet was as parched as hell!

   He said, "Lord, some cold HOOCH, would do me well!"


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Categories: hooch, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick


Clique ... clique
Peer pressure is a gun
Low self-esteem wanting popularity,
gather together in small clusters
Grapes of wrath ... attack anybody 
who try to break the bind

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Categories: hooch, angst, friendship, social, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Today we say goodbye to jill
This surely is a bitter pill
A lively lady full of the beans
A cruel world so it seems

A kind hearted lady...

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Categories: hooch, bereavement, death of a friend, eulogy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Cow With A Green Eyebrow

Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow

If you did, you'd best lay off the hooch

Hooch in moderation is acceptable

But if you see...

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Categories: hooch, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Speak--Easy----- 1920's
I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around,...

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Categories: hooch, funny, people, drug,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Skaaaagway
Skagway, Alaska in the late 1890s was sure a rowdy place alright!
It was seethin' with humanity a-raisin' hell all through the day and night!
'Twas the...

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Categories: hooch, adventure, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

There was an old lady with a dog named Mister Stones
For weeks the cupboard was bare, there was nothing but scones

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Categories: hooch, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Weekend at Tapora

Like soldiers of fortune on the road to Baghdad
 we crossed the border into No Man's Land.
On the convoy's eastern flanks...
 the Brynderwyn Hills,
and a...

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Categories: hooch, fun, journey, universe,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Amongst Us
How do we know they are amongst us
Are they the ones who do not believe
Those truthful earnest things we believe
Aren't they the ones who try...

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Categories: hooch, humorous, racism, satire,
Form: Rhyme
My Night on Thunder Road - A Parody
A profession that's not the norm.
It borders on the absurd.
In the mountains and down the hollers,
powerful engines could be heard.

I decided to try something new.

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Categories: hooch, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
One Day at B Med
Litter bearers burst unexpectedly 
in with a casualty.  Sergeant Lindsey 
grabs one pole end, then BOOM!, the roof and rear
end of our frail little...

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© John Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooch, war,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Cocktail Party
Cocktail parties are an entrenched American custom, I suppose.
A forum to spew inane babble and where the booze freely flows!
I've suffered through more of them...

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Categories: hooch, funny, people, me, me,
Form: Rhyme
"pugnacious pooch"
I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,

     when the master comes home

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© bill frew  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooch, animals
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Disco floor
The disco, the night, the stance and the pose,
The dance in the rainbow of lights.
And the bad boys that stand just watching bad girls, 

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Categories: hooch, crazy, dance, drug,
Form: Quatrain
IBM-Instant Booze Machine
This is for that certain someone who has everything.
If they take an occasional drink, this would make their bell ring.
It’s an invention that will certainly...

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Categories: hooch, fantasy, holiday, science fiction,
Form: Rhyme
' Boot-Legged Mama '
Mama and Daddy was always Love-Dovey
She is His Sweetheart – He is Her Honey
First Love… Real Love  -  Forever True
Pa… I Pray to...

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Categories: hooch, allegory, daughter, family, fantasy, father, funny,
Form: Light Verse
He came into their yard one dreary day, 
Hoping that he there from the rain could stay.
They gazed at him standing there in his miserableness

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Categories: hooch, family,
Form: Rhyme
Unlucky In Love
There was this very unlucky man 
with a very unlucky past,
in a small town with his unlucky dog,
upon which stares were cast.
They knew to keep...

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Categories: hooch, life, love, people, family, old, wife,
Form: Narrative
The Mistletoe
Whether Ye Be Enemy or Foe

Don't Pass Under The Mistletoe 

For there you will be under attack

By my Longing Lips for a Lasting Smack

If this...

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Categories: hooch, holiday, longing, satire,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Jail Bird
Jail Bird

Clyde Gooch
Liked hooch

Got smashed
Wife bashed

Clyde bluffed
Cops cuffed

In jail
No bail

Plea made
Fine paid

Judge says
Ten days

Wife smirked
Clyde irked

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired


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Categories: hooch, humorous,
Form: Footle
Yesterday's Boys
I saw my boys the other day while
Digging for hidden dumpster treasures.
I had wondered back to my yesterday
By sheer fortuity, a destiny created by
Hooch and...

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© Mark Heil  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooch, absence, allusion, beautiful, childhood, dad, environment,
Form: Free verse
Road Soda
My Hooch
Wounded soldier
Couldn't be wiser
Couldn't be bolder

Road soda
Training wheels older
My sixer
This isn't over

Forget the tipple
Make it a triple
Gimmie the moonshine
Just make it all mine

This is...

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Categories: hooch, allegory, angst, life,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Thanks Hanks
Golly, where do I start when there are so many of them
Some B-Movie actors but so many are gems

The third movie he starred in was...

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Categories: hooch, dedication, history, inspirational, thank youme, me,
Form: Couplet
The Lord is the Head of My Home
There are those that let the bottle dictate their heart,
For unknown reasons they think it seems to make them smart.
The deeper they dive into...

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Categories: hooch, faith, family, father, children, husband, lifelife,
Form: Verse
My Blues Are Being Picked Apart
Today I am pulled from everywhere, don't know which way to go
Like a kite with no string for the wind to blow
Don't know which way...

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Categories: hooch, home, home,
Form: Ballad