Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

A Cow With a Green Eyebrow

Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow

If you did, you'd best lay off the hooch

Hooch in moderation is acceptable

But if you see a pink elephant fly by your window

You have definitely over indulged

Another sign is when the things you say 

Don't exactly match what you're thinking

Such as instead of saying, “You have nice boobs”

You actually say “bice noobs”

Has a nice ring to it as does “a great sackbide”

Hey I don't make this stuff up you know!

So getting back to that strange looking cow

If you haven't been drinking... and you see one

Run, don't walk, to the nearest shrink!



© Jack Ellison 2015

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Skat A February 1, 2015 at 2:54 PM JACK, CONGRATS on your win ~ SKAT ~ Jack Ellison February 1, 2015 at 3:02 PM Thanks again dear Skat! Love and hugs, Jack xox

Paul Callus January 30, 2015 at 11:24 AM Thank you for an entertaining read and a good laugh, Jack! Love your sense of humour! All the best. // paul Jack Ellison January 30, 2015 at 11:29 AM You are always so kind, my dear friend Paul! Thanks a bunch... have a great weekend! Cheers, Jack

Dr. Upma A. Sharma January 29, 2015 at 11:02 PM Great write Jack! Real super 7 humour! congrats on big win! Jack Ellison January 30, 2015 at 7:50 AM Thank you sooo much my dear doctor! It was the first ever contest I've entered! Love and joy, Jack xxx

Jan Allison January 29, 2015 at 2:00 PM Dropping back with my congrats Jack:-) Hugs Jan xx Jack Ellison January 29, 2015 at 2:56 PM As always, thank you dear sister! Big huggeroonies, brother Jack xox

Skat A January 17, 2015 at 9:33 PM I sure like this, Love ~SKAT~ Jack Ellison January 18, 2015 at 6:56 AM Thank you dear poet! This is the place for giggles! Love and huggs, Jack xxx

Jan Allison January 17, 2015 at 2:56 PM Made me giggle dear brother Jack:-) Hugs Jan xxx Jack Ellison January 17, 2015 at 8:33 PM Keep on a-giggling dear sister! LOL xxx

Carol Eastman January 17, 2015 at 10:43 AM I have a Humor contest going on. This would be perfect in it! The Dr. doubled my blood pressure medicine. I called her to cut it back. Doubling it wasn't so good. I gott up out of bed and run to the bathroom every hour or less, all night long. Worse than that, I seem to have skipped a day at reading you're poems! Dragons complained that I wasn't paying attention to him, too! And Dragon and I can't miss our daily Jack attack! Silly Doctor! Not to worry, we're back! Ditzy, but not crazy. I think. Jack Ellison January 17, 2015 at 8:32 PM Do you remember this wee kiddy's ditty... can't remember how the rest of it goes! xxx

Casarah Nance January 17, 2015 at 10:05 AM Your a trip and I dig it. Always making me smile, thanks for your humor. Smile :) Jack Ellison January 17, 2015 at 10:18 AM You maketh my day sweet maiden!!! Keep smilin'! Loving hugs... xxx