A Cow With a Green Eyebrow

Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow If you did, you'd best lay off the hooch Hooch in moderation is acceptable But if you see a pink elephant fly by your window You have definitely over indulged Another sign is when the things you say Don't exactly match what you're thinking Such as instead of saying, “You have nice boobs” You actually say “bice noobs” Has a nice ring to it as does “a great sackbide” Hey I don't make this stuff up you know! So getting back to that strange looking cow If you haven't been drinking... and you see one Run, don't walk, to the nearest shrink! © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 2/1/2015 2:54:00 PM
JACK, CONGRATS on your win ~ SKAT ~
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/1/2015 3:02:00 PM
Thanks again dear Skat! Love and hugs, Jack xox
Date: 1/30/2015 11:24:00 AM
Thank you for an entertaining read and a good laugh, Jack! Love your sense of humour! All the best. // paul
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Date: 1/30/2015 11:29:00 AM
You are always so kind, my dear friend Paul! Thanks a bunch... have a great weekend! Cheers, Jack
Date: 1/29/2015 11:02:00 PM
Great write Jack! Real super 7 humour! congrats on big win!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/30/2015 7:50:00 AM
Thank you sooo much my dear doctor! It was the first ever contest I've entered! Love and joy, Jack xxx
Date: 1/29/2015 2:00:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Jack:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/29/2015 2:56:00 PM
As always, thank you dear sister! Big huggeroonies, brother Jack xox
Date: 1/17/2015 9:33:00 PM
I sure like this, Love ~SKAT~
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/18/2015 6:56:00 AM
Thank you dear poet! This is the place for giggles! Love and huggs, Jack xxx
Date: 1/17/2015 2:56:00 PM
Made me giggle dear brother Jack:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2015 8:33:00 PM
Keep on a-giggling dear sister! LOL xxx
Date: 1/17/2015 10:43:00 AM
I have a Humor contest going on. This would be perfect in it! The Dr. doubled my blood pressure medicine. I called her to cut it back. Doubling it wasn't so good. I gott up out of bed and run to the bathroom every hour or less, all night long. Worse than that, I seem to have skipped a day at reading you're poems! Dragons complained that I wasn't paying attention to him, too! And Dragon and I can't miss our daily Jack attack! Silly Doctor! Not to worry, we're back! Ditzy, but not crazy. I think.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2015 8:32:00 PM
Do you remember this wee kiddy's ditty... can't remember how the rest of it goes! xxx
Date: 1/17/2015 10:05:00 AM
Your a trip and I dig it. Always making me smile, thanks for your humor. Smile :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2015 10:18:00 AM
You maketh my day sweet maiden!!! Keep smilin'! Loving hugs... xxx
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