Ibm-Instant Booze Machine

This is for that certain someone who has everything. If they take an occasional drink, this would make their bell ring. It’s an invention that will certainly appear keen. Why not give that loved one an instant booze machine? This contraption makes fresh hooch on the spot. Doesn’t this seem like a holiday gift idea that’s hot? Just mix the powder with water, and voila! We can have instant whiskey, bourbon, or vodka. It also makes decent gin, brandy, and tequila. So take that credit card, and rush out to the store. Your friend will never run out of booze anymore.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 9/6/2012 12:28:00 AM
Could do with one of them sometimes Robert , like this, but then again it might make it too easy for that next one, xx
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Date: 9/5/2012 6:24:00 PM
Interesting work..If it sounds too good to be true, it probably isn't ....In my poem, I meant the feelings that we have sometimes Satan sends and he is a liar and the father of lies..He is always deceptive but not all our feelings come from him..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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Date: 9/5/2012 5:44:00 PM
Robert - I like this, but is this for real? Is there really an instant Booze Machine? I want to know. I need a drink right now. Lucilla
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Date: 9/5/2012 5:54:00 PM
No, of course not. I got the idea to write this piece after seeing an old rerun of the Red Skelton Show.
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