Best Groans Poems

Wife Cathie scared the poop out of this old guy
Went walking to get the mail, down she did slide
No broken bones
Just bruises and groans
Thanks for the help a gentleman passerby


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Screams, screeches, groans and wails,
Brutalities, agonies, torture, and blood,
Tear Gases, pallet guns, bullets and bombs
Humanity sobs, world is falling apart
Does anyone care? 

Kids are blinded
Men are jailed
Women are molested
The old are tortured

Luckily, you have food
Billions are starving
You have a warm blanket
Trillions live under the frigid...

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By Kerinth Campbell

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Nerve shattering
Spine chilling
Teeth chattering
Feet unwilling.

High pitched
Ghoulish delight
Screams!
More screams
In the foreboding night

Low and ominous
Rising moans
Screams!
Inhuman baleful groans

Cackling, evil
Gleeful pleasure
Groans
Moans
Screams 
Without measure

To a crescendo
Lowering to a suspense
Rising
Rising
Rising
Building up again

Ahhhhhhhhh!...

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We've become moaners,
Grumpy and groaners,
We talk lots of piffle
We cough, and we sniffle.
We mumble and grumble,
We are not very humble
Sighing and crying
There's no denying
We've become apathetic
That is pathetic...

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Soon as I'm notified Soup Mail has arrived
My pulse rate increases ten fold
The anticipation is more than this guy can bear
No matter how macho, how old

Something about wondering who it might be
An anonymous admiring lady
Or maybe it's just Drake sending me kudos
Maybe someone a bit...

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In my coffin I will have no phone
At last I shall be free  like  new born babe
But how will people hear my mobile groans?

Who shall write  my story on a  stone?
I can’t ring Emergency  for aid
In my coffin I will...

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ALL NATURE GROANS AND TRAVAILS

The winds are blowing through the trees,
In autumn leaves fall rapidly.
Tornadoes, typhoons, hurricanes
All wreak their havoc, cause their pain.
Earthquakes and fires and floods all come
And leave so many without a home.
All nature’s violence is its groans;
For a new world it sadly...

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Purple bats and evil cats and strangled ghosts that laugh 
jet black cloaks, snickering blokes and witches that gaff 

Pumpkin grins, talking garbage bins and all that moves 
Halloween rhymes and pentacle signs with evil grooves 

Children running from the shadows towards the gallows 
skeleton...

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Tears trickling down her heavy cheeks as 
she lays
on the thick straw mat.
The souls of trees casting reflections into 
her hut.
Her emotions turning against themselves.
She is caught napping with a task on her 
whole.
Shouts of avid misconstrue out of blissful
ignorance
how she wished pain was contagious...

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I wince in pain
I stare at the darkness
How long is it going to be?
My head is hurting
My eyes are spinning
It’s like my very last breath

I feel my spirit leave my body
 But back it comes
All over again
It comes and goes
Like its been struggled for
I gasp...

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They have stuffed those waxes on purpose beyond your knowledge,
If you want to poke them, be prepared for execution,
Beware of the bullets, and the hangman,
And prepare for the place beyond.
In this place:
We are blind, we do not see,
We are dumb, we do not speak,
We are...

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Once I remember, I was pupil a decade behind
Nada flowing in my gist,but parent rememberance
Who toured, Pearls me a day and infinity
To be onto twinkle today's milieu
Oh a nibble was a villager of its effects!

Abhorring schooling with silence reactions
While genders groaning for being with
And therefore,crowns...

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I
As some on God's good Earth
Arise at a new dawn, I'm grateful
Even to talk with friends I haven't met
Joe called them "myself," & on the internet

II
I say God Morning, for so many reasons
One: God adds another 'o' to make GOOD
I say Our Father (Holy is...

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We always have enough choice
When a new day begins
To complain of pain, or give voice
To hope, mother that wins?

I did not give in to Mr. Groan
In USA I bought ALEVE (when pain had grown)
Magic in a pill, borrowed from Aspirin
I now have tonic drops in...

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Came home from hosp yest.  Surgery seems to have freed some nerve that were caught/inflamed and there has been allowed. Some small movements showing hope of further. Progress.  Here, I remain in a constant battle with post-surgery pain, and feeling unworthy of my...

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