Controlling One's Groans

Soon as I'm notified Soup Mail has arrived My pulse rate increases ten fold The anticipation is more than this guy can bear No matter how macho, how old Something about wondering who it might be An anonymous admiring lady Or maybe it's just Drake sending me kudos Maybe someone a bit more shady A secret admirer with her love overflowing Waiting to grant all my wishes Dream on wee fellow, it's your conscience talking Act normal, here comes the missus Hello, little darling, is there anything new Was just figuring out our taxes It's just about that time of the year, sweet lady D'ya think tax ladies have nice asses? Blew it again, me and my big mouth She won't ever let me out alone It's a life in solitary confinement from now on I should learn to control my groans © Jack Ellison 2104
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014


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Date: 1/12/2014 11:41:00 AM
Ha, first rate humor. I do like getting soup mail. I must lack your sex appeal, no secret admirers for me *lol*.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/12/2014 12:06:00 PM
Ha ha!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/12/2014 11:56:00 AM
Got away from the silly stuff for a while... trying to get back to it! Yup! Still got sex appeal as long as they don't actually see this old geezer on their screen! LOL
Date: 1/12/2014 11:15:00 AM
You write with so much humor sometimes. And I like it. Nice job on this one Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/12/2014 11:19:00 AM
Very much appreciated my friend! Thank you... don't be a stranger! Cheers!
Date: 1/11/2014 7:35:00 PM
This is a lot of fun. The title had me laughing at the start.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/11/2014 8:50:00 PM
LOL Methinks us guys are all pretty well guilty of this to some degree!!! :)
Date: 1/11/2014 2:18:00 PM
Dragon thinks he's everyone's little Darling! He hasn't noticed girls yet... But that's probably because he's so busy noticing himself! He loves his beautiful tail. He said not to ignore Cathie and make her mad at you... on his account... He just trying to look his best... for his fans! He thinks his beauty adds stress to others lives! Sigh!... IF he only knew...The reason they stare at him is so they can stay away from the trouble he makes... in a Big way! Silly Dragon!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/11/2014 2:22:00 PM
My heart's big enough to appreciate pretty girls but still love my Cathie the most! She knows it!!! That Dragon... !!! Quite a character! xoxoxoxox
Date: 1/11/2014 10:43:00 AM
Ahhh, watch yourself, Cathy is right there! Ha ha, you are too funny my hilarious friend! Your poems sure do delight me and keep me entertained, I look forward to them everyday! I surely loved reading this awesome piece this afternoon Jack! What a fabulous poem, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/11/2014 11:13:00 AM
All in fun my friend... all in fun!!! LOL
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