Best Gnomes Poems

In the land of fairies and gnomes
Was a gnome often seen on the phone
An up to date fairy
With armpits quite hairy
Like all baseball players was spit prone


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Leafy ferns and little frogs
Toads live in the garden
Weeds and grass and daffodils
And poop...I beg your pardon

Yes poop is in there from the cat
That roams around the houses
Just pick it out or grind it in
It should be full of mouses (meeces or mice)

There's ceramic figurines...

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December is our busy month, just like that charming Spring Break, you bet!
And Dragon’s in the thick of things, something that others sometimes regret.
But not our Fraternity buddies, it’s Dragon time, and mischief… all the way.
For their hearts and minds are like, our three year...

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Garden decorations
Generally bearded; 
Guardians of treasures,
German speaking, it’s said.
Groomed to perfection by
Goblins, fairies and elves,
Gnomes rule the banking world! 

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Gnomes is...

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I enjoy my gnomes
They live in my garden
Every day I look out
Keeping watch on them
To make sure they're safe
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Each one has a name
Jack the mountain climber
He scales the alps at a slow pace
Never reaches the top
Yet he never gives up

Tom is happy to play soccer
He...

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I love the gnomes
I m drawn to them
One time I had twelve
I  named all of them
I named him Chris
He holds a gift for me
Another one I named 
Charlie
I have a tumbler
With gnomes and hearts
shapes
When waiting in a line 
It called out to me
So I...

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Life's passions all absorbed on green grasses 
as the innocent treasures tamed and measured
accordingly we shy away the aftermath of past
stoned bridges enhance the connection point 

while the cold calmness unwind the myths 
for our must we define a place hidden where as
the teak wood...

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All of the Gnomes from around the globe
Just sneezed their very last sneeze
They've had enough of this allergy stuff
And from the garden they're taking their leave

They packed up their bags, donned their bonnet's and caps
Left in the cover of night
Said goodbye to the trees along...

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'Twas today I saw a gnome, or maybe even two?
They saw me and asked, "my dear, just who are you?"
They were jumping and playing
In the forest with such glee
It was in a thick ray of light  
Three little hats I could then see!
One asked...

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The gnomes passed an ordinance saying what they would accept.
Many of them ignored it for they did not want to genuflect.
It’s not a choice, the queen said. Post it on the big oak trees.
If a gnome does not abide, make him walk around on his...

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In the land of fairies and gnomes
Was a gnome often seen on the phone
And an up to date fairy
With armpits quite hairy
Like all ballplayers were spit prone...

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Two best friend gnomes, Scotty and Knotty 
Went to Florida, and were pretty naughty.
Their girlfriends found out and acted haughty
Their names were Marilda TeeHee and Dotty.

We can drink if we want, Scotty said on the phone.
Knotty kept his mouth shut, for he wanted to bone.
When...

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Gorgeous garden gnome with spring flowers
Loving his life, standing in April showers
Enjoying his perspective of daffodils so new
Gentle rains send him some morning dew.

Frisky female gnome shows him some love
Leaves behind a memento, a left garden glove
Her scent lingers, giving him an eager romantic thought.
In...

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OUR HOUSE OUR HOME

All my years I have been a sensitive soul,
But life throws curved balls- things take their toll,
However, if I’m handled with a touch of magic 
And kindness,
I look upon this approach as being priceless!
I’m having a hard time adjusting,
I need you to...

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RAIN AND SNOW
I hear the sky thundering, 
And the clouds weeping, 
The clouds are draining sorrow and refilling joy 
While we all on the earth enjoy .
Now the clouds have gone and the sun is shining brightly,
And has the rainbow rightly.
Now it has gone and...

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