Best Gaudy Poems

Gaudy About Appearance 

Things are gaudy about his appearance;
Only to own laws is there adherence;
Another thing that is so upsetting,
Missed him when they were vetting;
No background check or security clearance.

Jim Horn...

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She was purposefully brazen, garish and flashy
Daughter of Lee, who owned a haberdashery
Her outfits were razzle dazzle, glaringly loud
That’s my daughter, her daddy bragged to the crowd

People lined up to gawk to see what she would wear
Some of them made fun of her ensemble, but...

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