Best Fuss Poems

Valentine's day is coming soon
why the big fuss?
Don't you love me today just as 
much as you did yesterday?
If you don’t please let me know,
don't pretend or put on a show. 
Oh how I love you so,
there's not enough seconds, minutes
and hours in a day...

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Haiku
That evil Sunday
A downpour of sadness from the sky
We went separate ways

Limerick
The bright Friday of thirteen
I married him in my teen
And in twenties decided to part
For he drank like a silly wart
This saved some damage to my spleen

Couplet
Marriage is the name of a see-saw
And divorce...

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Excuse me, Excuse me, Mister Webster,It's my pleasure sir, so may I please 
have a moment of your time?
See sir, Our teacher has asked us to define.
So out comes your book, holding the pen on the line.
I opened to section D and looked up Diversity,...

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Everyone knows that a turd is a turd... is a turd ...is a turd; untill someone slaps a high price tag on it, and then they'll find reasons to like its distinctive smell....

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Too Much Fuss Over a Baby

By Elton Camp

The royal cervix will open wide
Out a prince or princess will slide

Red, wrinkled, ugly as hell
Nobody dares the truth tell

The royal vernix on royal skin
A messy way for life to begin

Gender may be hard to determine
If it’s born...

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Fifty gallons of coal black tar 
Sat on the open roof truss.
The boss told Tom to put it away,
But Tom thought,"what's the fuss."

Then a north wind blew from across the lake,
And the bucket of tar began to shake.
It seems that Tom had made a big...

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Year sixteen dawned with a lot of fuss—
Of Us and the rest all called Versus,
Apart like North-South poles,
No diamonds, both black coals,
Both missing: caught are they in same bus.
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Whilst USA entered a post-truth era, the world found its Word of the Year, and India its...

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Do I know what all the fuss is about?
When their long legs pass by in a flurry
Languid some just slump and often passed out
The smell of urine drenches their worry
Look gazing eyes that pass me by, woo hoo!
She’s perky! I really want to pursue!
Grr! She’s...

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WHAT THE FUSS

What the fuss? Why the disgust?
Look at the progress you’ve made.
Not just losing pounds 
So what, the face is still round
You’re worth more than the price you have paid.

Take off that silly frown
glimpsing down at your gown,
it's been ages since you walked down...

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An Olympics Committee official said
          "Women talk too much in meetings"
       His resignation is being loudly demanded

       Were a woman to say the same...

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Apparently when I snore, I snore quite loudly
It scares the hell out of my passengers in my Audi
What's all the fuss
Didn't I miss the bus
Stop screaming, you're being way too rowdy...

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Such a Fuss
By Franklin Price
12/13/2016

Such a fuss
To write something humorous
Makes me fuss and cuss...

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I can't tell if I'm spiralling up or down
It doesn't take much sometimes
I suppose this is called reeling
(Loss of balance)
No one need ever know, I can hide it
I shouldn't stay home Mondays
'Reeling' I can feel the whole word
Imagine the spin, wanting to be brought back...

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It seemed like my blind date was dim
As my pronouns are "he" and "him"
With 1 prick 4 play
How can I be "they"? 
Unless I missed a sin o Nym?...

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As their anger built and they lost control,
    It was like something evil had possessed their soul.
The words they said burned like fire,
    Seeking to hurt the other was their main desire.
It didn’t matter who or what started the...

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