Best Fleas Poems

Two fleas are jumpig
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
For warm nest looking

Two fleas are dreaming
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
A warm nest enjoying

Two fleas are arriving
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
At Ararat’s mountain.

Their trip is ending
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
And starts a novel jumping

Millions of fleas are wandering
Outside of Noah’s Ark
The whole...

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Two fleas are jumpig
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
For warm nest looking.

Two fleas are dreaming
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
A warm nest enjoying.

Two fleas are arriving
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
At Ararat’s mountain.

Their trip is ending
Onboard of Noah’s Ark
And starts a novel jumping...

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A toddler’s heels wham… flip flop flip flop 
Annoyed by the sound that runs non-stop,
Dad grabs a plug to cover his ears
While an army of fleas seem to appear
Invading pet cat as child squirts a hose,
“I must declare, it’s a raid...I suppose”
As father throws kitty...

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My Lucky Dog Surely Has No Fleas

My lucky dog surely has no fleas
they all jumped from him onto me
His luck could be quite fetching
were I not so furiously scratching

When he sneezes the cold I get
my lucky dog could win any bet
Good night sleep he is...

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“Useless Source”

I know some men called, big shots,
Who are filled with much bull snot.
Be careful of it’s use,
For of it there is no spruce.
A men of substance, but no real plot!

“Political Fleas”

Most all of strife’s parasitic forces,
Most always found driving their Porsches.
Poor seen of lesser...

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STOPPING  FOR   FLEAS


Whose fleas these are I think I know
The louse lives in the village though
He will not see me scratching here
As I roll around tired in the snow

My little horse must think  it *****
To have a nest of fleas there...

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I think that I shall never see
a beast as loathsome as a flea.

A flea whose hungry mouth consumes
all the blood that it exhumes.

A flea that gets into my hair
and makes me scratch 'til I am bare.

A flea that makes me itch all day
and irritates in...

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In magnificent memory of Vee See’s zaniest chimpanzee
Probably discussed by merry monkey’s chipping chickadee
Readily and aptly apparent by three who seldom agree
Incredibly supping with Mamie, Marjorie and Mr. Paul Klee

Please pass the honey and the light brie said brazen bumblebee.
No one capably eats brie with...

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Believe

So'd Eve .....

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ROBERT FROST AND THE FLEAS


It's a problem that would scare
The hardest criminal or thief :
Which way leads where
In woods with fleas on leaf,
When both seem just as fair
Or each can lead to grief,
With itching beyond compare
And scratching for relief.

Yet Mr. Frost was casual :
Made his...

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wolf at the door he must flee                                 															Lion of the tribe of Judah...

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I am fed up, I want to take stock,
Of all things I could not stop.

The things I bought that all went wrong,
Down to the clock that will not bong.

The time I’ve wasted standing in queues,
The money I’ve wasted, but not on shoes.

To the annoying “Jobs...

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Life Of Fleas

Well, they start out working at the circus
After eggs, bacon and dogs
They become accountants, multiply like crazy
Later they become football players
Famous for the flea flicker and other tricks
Life isn't fair
Life is a flea... and then you marry one
Some marry quickly with ticks
It never...

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There was once a young hound 'hounded' by fleas,

   As countless as the stars in Pleiades!

      He was one dismal young whelp,

         And he barked with a loud yelp:

 ...

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On the isle of Bora Bora
Ancient are the crafts that lie there.
White beaches beckon those who linger
and those who taste the salty air.

I met a girl there on that island.
Later she became my wife.
Now aged and wrinkled yet still a beauty
my companion for all my...

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