My Lucky Dog Surely Has No Fleas

My Lucky Dog Surely Has No Fleas My lucky dog surely has no fleas they all jumped from him onto me His luck could be quite fetching were I not so furiously scratching When he sneezes the cold I get my lucky dog could win any bet Good night sleep he is a winner Gas wakes me, damn chili dinner Chasing the ladies he is tops my pick-up lines are all flops Lucky dog always gets his gal I waste time drinking with a pal He has fun chasing the fast cars if I did that I would have scars Yes sir, my lucky dog has it made while I get to write this tirade Robert J. Lindley, 04-19-2015 Note-- My dog, Midnight (black Lab) I had for 17 years. He passed on fifteen years ago, I've not had the heart for another.... Felt great writing about him... Thanks Sponsor Thomas Martin Contest Name Humorous Poetry Enter Poetry Contest Deadline 5/18/2015 12:00:00 AM Note From Sponsor No updates yet... Contest Description What to Submit? 1 original, poem on the theme of .humor............. Any form is acceptable, but no more than 20 lines. May rhyme or not rhyme. I am not much of a stickler for onprecise forms or meter as long as the theme of the poem is not affected.