Best Flab Poems

Stepping upon yonder SCALE
A weight,230,it means that I did  FAIL
Hunger horrors as one gets OLD
acid indigestion..from the Doritos or so i'm TOLD
Beauty school  dropout(I had never PASSED)
Fading studly looks(knowing early it could never LAST)
As we get older,our demeanor becomes mostly CRAB
becoming mortals and...

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Yesterday to eat
RING DINGS
tasty and sweet
More inches by the pound
On this belly that used to be sound
Mother is concerned
I say
WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER?
Weeping for her boy:
MY SON,YOU JUST KEEP ON GETTING FATTER!
It is an expanding story
But,why bother recapturing YOUNGER GLORY?
Old is where the PIZZA...

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