Best Flab Poems
Below are the all-time best Flab poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of flab poems written by PoetrySoup members
String Bikini GoalLast winter's resolution gone by spring
So I never did the bikini thing
The same five pounds
Still hanging around
I sigh and stare at...
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Categories:
flab, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I Want To Be a VeganI want to be a vegan
I want to give up meat
I want hemp DM's to wear upon my feet
No more burgers, sausages and no more...
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Categories:
flab, animal, drink, fish, food,
Form:
Rhyme
That's When the Fight BeganThey restricted celebrations,
forget your relations.
They restricted travel,
watched families unravel.
They restricted purchases,
no provided services.
They closed the schools,
those were the new rules.
They closed the churches,
no Sunday soul...
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Categories:
flab, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
I Watch My Figure, Getting BiggerEvery morning is the same,
Standing staring at my frame,
Looks no different from last night,
Flab is still winning the fight,
Scales hate me, sure they lie,
I only...
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Categories:
flab, food, funny, life, chocolate,
Form:
Rhyme
Weighty WorriesThose endless talks of
giving the fat a trim
Beauty is now the
monopoly of the slim!
Sinuous and slender
The hourglass figure
The thinner, the better.
Dieting and...
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Categories:
flab, food, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
Mad ScientistTake a second look at me, for beneath this midriff flab
and balding pate and wrinkly skin you'll find a science lab.
And though all may seem...
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Categories:
flab, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
flab, funny, introspection, natural disasters,
Form:
Limerick
Learning To Love MyselfLearning to Love Myself
Slowly, very slowly, am I coming to terms with how I look
My double-chinned face, my flabby arms, my stomach.
I think to myself...
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Categories:
flab, emotions, encouraging, for her,
Form:
Free verse
Lies Are WiseUncomfortable confronting
your continuous consumption to which you're accustomed,
the crunch, the chew, it's all you do,
most munch at lunch while you the whole...
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Categories:
flab, food, funny, humorous, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
The Price of LifeMy recent encounter, an annual checkup
with blood tests and pressure, my height against weight
are all carried out to check my bits are working
and put back...
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Categories:
flab, health, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Aged Like Fine Wine At Minute Maid ParkAmbitious once, a baseball pro,
For sure I thought I’d be,
But games I watch now let me know
Old men are...
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Categories:
flab, age, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Exercising Your BrainPeople do aerobics
So their bodies stay in shape.
Slacking off means all that flab
Reverses its escape.
Just like muscles turn to mush
If workout time’s ignored,
Lethargy may leach...
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Categories:
flab, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Cpu BreakI cannot help but beg you,
Remove that techno-chair
From your pasted, flab-induction limbs.
Taste some heat and sunshine and
Let the wind goose-bump your skin....
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Categories:
flab, body, health, uplifting,
Form:
Free verse
Hate Them Love HandlesI am small
and gaining WEIGHT
from the chips that I had ATE
Just around the BEND(I can barely do that,FRIEND)
Gut around the MIDDLE while my nephew tells...
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Categories:
flab, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I Had Sex With My Mother-In-Law Part 2(This is a fictional poem)
I've never been able to win.
I wound up having sex with my mother-in-law again.
She seduced me one night when I was...
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Categories:
flab, funny, husband, wife, me,
Form:
I do not know?