Sagging Balls

I stripped down to my skivvies Revealing all flab Something is sagging I think it's my BALLS MAN! am I bummed Can't examine the rear Who would laugh but the kids drinking beer Their's are nice and firm While ours is dragging skin The bulge on my weenie is old age coming in When I go to the john the diaper is smelly especially the parts that connect to the belly When worse comes to worse My uncle makes house calls To the old and weary geezers with sagging balls