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Umpf. . . Umpf

Umpf . . . Umpf . . . Squeeze . . . Squeeze
    
     Tuck that flab in there, if you please!
  
     "This swim suit is too small, I fear...

      Or did I think the same last year?"

      Just one thing...REMIND YOURESELF NOT TO SNEEZE!

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Debbie Guzzi Date: 5/27/2010 6:22:00 PM LOL..good one ..probably the sound effects confused the judge? I love them not enough folks use enough senses in their writes. Light & Love zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiing Login to Reply

Sean Kelly Date: 5/27/2010 1:06:00 PM AAAAA CHOOOOO !! . Dangerous situation , when it's 2 this years bum , in last years costume . Clever piece , Dan , so write onnnnnn ... Login to Reply

Sharon Tideswell Date: 5/27/2010 11:07:00 AM LOL, your first line is just too funny. Congrats on your HM & thanks for your comments on 'Pear and Fresh Air' :) Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 5/26/2010 6:09:00 PM Congratulations Daniel, on your success in Carolyn's contest. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 5/26/2010 12:57:00 PM Congrats Dan on your HM in the Bulge contest with this funny write... enjoy your honor ..with luv from the "Sweetheart" Login to Reply

Nitesh Aggarwal Date: 5/26/2010 10:40:00 AM very funny. enjoyed. Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 5/23/2010 3:32:00 AM Very humorous and fine Limerick. Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 5/22/2010 12:19:00 PM Too funny...aaa-choo..BG Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/22/2010 12:07:00 PM Hey, so far I am just seeing guys doing these. and here I thought only women were so conscious of this kind of thing. Good entries I am seeing, and this one no exception! good luck in the contest, Daniel! Luv, andrea Login to Reply

Susan Palli Date: 5/22/2010 11:44:00 AM very amusing! Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 5/22/2010 10:54:00 AM good one, good luck in the contest Login to Reply

Amy Green Date: 5/22/2010 10:45:00 AM LOL- Good one! Login to Reply

Gert W. Knop Date: 5/22/2010 9:29:00 AM Really a funny Limerick, Dan! Gefällt mir gut!!! Habe ürigens neue Haiku Tanka on soup! had problems this morning to post them but then it was ok! Danke für Dein Kommentar and I wish you a nice weekend...Gert Login to Reply