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Umpf. . . Umpf

Umpf . . . Umpf . . . Squeeze . . . Squeeze Tuck that flab in there, if you please! "This swim suit is too small, I fear... Or did I think the same last year?" Just one thing...REMIND YOURESELF NOT TO SNEEZE!

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Debbie Guzzi

Date: 5/27/2010 6:22:00 PM

LOL..good one ..probably the sound effects confused the judge? I love them not enough folks use enough senses in their writes. Light & Love zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiing

Sean Kelly

Date: 5/27/2010 1:06:00 PM

AAAAA CHOOOOO !! . Dangerous situation , when it's 2 this years bum , in last years costume . Clever piece , Dan , so write onnnnnn ...

Sharon Tideswell

Date: 5/27/2010 11:07:00 AM

LOL, your first line is just too funny. Congrats on your HM & thanks for your comments on 'Pear and Fresh Air' :)

John Freeman

Date: 5/26/2010 6:09:00 PM

Congratulations Daniel, on your success in Carolyn's contest. Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 5/26/2010 12:57:00 PM

Congrats Dan on your HM in the Bulge contest with this funny write... enjoy your honor ..with luv from the "Sweetheart"

Nitesh Aggarwal

Date: 5/26/2010 10:40:00 AM

very funny. enjoyed.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 5/23/2010 3:32:00 AM

Very humorous and fine Limerick.

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 5/22/2010 12:19:00 PM

Too funny...aaa-choo..BG

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/22/2010 12:07:00 PM

Hey, so far I am just seeing guys doing these. and here I thought only women were so conscious of this kind of thing. Good entries I am seeing, and this one no exception! good luck in the contest, Daniel! Luv, andrea

Susan Palli

Date: 5/22/2010 11:44:00 AM

very amusing!

Francine Roberts

Date: 5/22/2010 10:54:00 AM

good one, good luck in the contest

Amy Green

Date: 5/22/2010 10:45:00 AM

LOL- Good one!

Gert W. Knop

Date: 5/22/2010 9:29:00 AM

Really a funny Limerick, Dan! Gefällt mir gut!!! Habe ürigens neue Haiku Tanka on soup! had problems this morning to post them but then it was ok! Danke für Dein Kommentar and I wish you a nice weekend...Gert