I Want To Be a Vegan

I want to be a vegan I want to give up meat I want hemp DM's to wear upon my feet No more burgers, sausages and no more lamb kebab No more chicken drumsticks gotta fight the flab Mushroom for me now, mushroom instead of steak Instead of meat pie I'm gonna have a cake A vegan cake mind, without milk or eggs I won't be buying my cake from Cooplands or Gregg's I think I might still do a little bit of fish But I'll avoid putting offal on my dish I want to be a vegan I want to give up meat I want to revolutionise the food that I eat Fruit and veg is better for you than eating a cow Sausage made from Quorn is healthier than a sow let the little lamb live a much fuller life Instead of carving it up young with a carving knife I feel for the bird, I feel for the chicken The way it's kept in cages, leaves me quite sicken You get all the good stuff from nuts, berries and different types of seeds You can even find it in flowers, nettles and other random weeds I want to be a vegan I want to give up meat Stop the polluting cattle grazing and grow more wheat!