Best Existentially Poems
Existentially Deconstructing the Knock-Knock Joke Into the Perfect Moral Tale"Knock-Knock!" - Who's there?
"Diaphragms!" - Diaphragms who?
"Diaphragms...Don't always seem to work...
...I don't know how else to tell you this...
...So I am just gonna say it
as politically correct
and incorrectly apolitical
as I've been reprogrammed to speak
by The Disney Company:
"Luke, I am your sperm donor!"
- I...
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Categories:
existentially, angst, father, father daughter,
Form:
Free verse
Existentially Deconstructing the 'Knock-Knock Joke' Into Its Perfect Literary Form"Knock-Knock!" - Who's there?
"Knock on would!" - Knock on wood who?
"Who the hell would ever knock on wood?!"
"What are ya some kinda unbelievable idgit?!"
"May I offer you a complementary pamphlet?"
"It explains how and why God loves you
more than anybody else ever could..."...
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Categories:
existentially, angst, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Existentially Stuckgetting over you is the filler of my nowadays
i surround my attention span with things to look forward to
i still have a headache when telling myself it was not meant to be
friends say i should forget the past, but they don't know how you move...
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Categories:
existentially, conflict, confusion, heartbreak, life,
Form:
Free verse