Existentially Deconstructing the Knock-Knock Joke Into the Perfect Moral Tale

"Knock-Knock!" - Who's there?
"Diaphragms!" - Diaphragms who?
"Diaphragms...Don't always seem to work...
...I don't know how else to tell you this...
...So I am just gonna say it 
as politically correct
and incorrectly apolitical 
as I've been reprogrammed to speak
by The Disney Company:
"Luke, I am your sperm donor!"
- I sure hope I don't disappoint you as much 
as George Lucas disappoints God and such..."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 12/12/2016 11:53:00 AM
GOTD! (giggle of the day award) ;-) ~ john
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Date: 12/9/2016 11:49:00 PM
Who's your daddy?! : )
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