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Existentially Deconstructing the Knock-Knock Joke Into the Perfect Moral Tale

"Knock-Knock!" - Who's there? "Diaphragms!" - Diaphragms who? "Diaphragms...Don't always seem to work... ...I don't know how else to tell you this... ...So I am just gonna say it as politically correct and incorrectly apolitical as I've been reprogrammed to speak by The Disney Company: "Luke, I am your sperm donor!" - I sure hope I don't disappoint you as much as George Lucas disappoints God and such..."

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Date: 12/12/2016 11:53:00 AM
GOTD! (giggle of the day award) ;-) ~ john
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Date: 12/9/2016 11:49:00 PM
Who's your daddy?! : )
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