Best Drat Poems

DRAT THAT DROUGHT

Relinquish water's recipe and rain from sky.
All rain dances done left California dry. 
Ignited fires baked us like a Scottish mutton pie.
Now let...

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8/18/14   For Andrea's Contest: "Let's Keep Footling Around"...

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I wrote two terrible poems last night.
Will this one be another?
I am looking at the clock.
It is time to leave and get the oil changed.
I...

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In years gone by, folks didn’t like to say
God’s name to show  surprise or great dismay,
and so you would hear “Goodness,“ “Gol” and “Gee,“
and...

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Sleep I can’t feign. I hear the falling rain
tapping a refrain on the window pane.
My throbbing pain recedes and I obtain
relief from the migraine which...

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I was driving with my friend Delia in my brand new Honda Civic
It was noon and we were on our way to see my Auntie,...

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ECHO OF JAN'S POEM
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What is this muse Jan writes about,
I have tried to peek in her cupboard
To let it out.
The lock is on, drat what...

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I shalt ne'er be a famous bard such as William Shakespeare.

From mine pathetic poetical quill he hath naught to fear!

Mine immoral mot, "Where'er thou mayest...

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Look around that's all you need to do, to see what was created for you. Riches no money could ever buy, we see it all...

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Dragon Meets Wolf Creek Pass
(Inspired by CW McCalls’ song ‘Wolf Creek Pass’)

On a trip to see Dragons’ friend Drag, way out… in Texas…
Crossing the plains,...

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It is the laziest of all creatures, 
It could eat and eat filet all the day long. 
Investigative eyes is a feature, 
And it will...

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What do I have to do, to get some respect, at my poetry place?
I get rude comments from my nemesis, KatSkills, every single day!
How does...

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Grasshoppers in the food
Grasshoppers in your bed
Grasshoppers in your drawers 
Grasshoppers on your head

"Boys we's gonna hast ta push um
Tha weathers helpin too
I ain't got...

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There are times, doing something, you think is good, can simply back fire, on you.
And I took Dragon to watch a movie of The Grand...

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Max was ecstatic about his new acquisition--
A statuesque blonde in perfect condition.
He was sure she was wildly erotic 
He fantasied love-making exotic.
Drat! She knew only...

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