Paul Schneiter Poet Limerick

In His Dreams

Max was ecstatic about his new acquisition--
A statuesque blonde in perfect condition.
He was sure she was wildly erotic 
He fantasied love-making exotic.
Drat! She knew only the missionary position.

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Lindsay Laurie June 1, 2015 at 8:28 PM G'day Paul... keep at it Max and you'll learn. Thank you Paul - Lindsay Paul Schneiter June 1, 2015 at 10:40 PM Thanks, Lindsay. I know Max will appreciate your encouragement. He needs is to embrace a sense of adventure and exploration.

Tim Smith June 1, 2015 at 3:53 PM They have books for that : ) Paul Schneiter June 1, 2015 at 10:48 PM But in this case, the pen isn't mightier than the sword. (Have I no shame?) Forgive me, Tim.

Jan Allison June 1, 2015 at 3:32 PM ha ha ha you get better and better at writing these limericks Paul - great humour:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison June 1, 2015 at 3:48 PM oh you charmer Paul you flatter me my friend - I feel so blessed some good has come out of my husband's cancer - without it I doubt I would ever have picked up my pen:-) Hugs jan xx Paul Schneiter June 1, 2015 at 3:40 PM Thank you, Jan. How fortunate I am to have such a supportive friend who just happens to be an ultra-gifted poetess.