Best Doo Poems

Before diving into the time machine for a nostalgic trip on my music video ‘Ring On My Line’ above, I invite you to read my preamble Sonnet below.

Ring On My Line -The Golden Era of Doo Wop, Retro Revival

If you've ever waited for a call that never came, ‘Ring On My Line’ will hit close...

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young chicks
become
old hens

young cocks
become 
old dreamers 
remembering

cock-a-doodle-doo

cock-a-doodle-doo
while the hens cluck 
in their sweet dreams...

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Woke up this morning all forlorn
Piles of dog poop lie on my lawn

I’d love to find the offending mutt
Give his owner a cork for its butt!

Dog poop is a disgusting mess
It gets everywhere I must confess

Come on dog owners make me happy
Put your pooch in a doggy nappy

Notices say 'clean up dog poop' - 
All...

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Scooby Doo soft and fluffy
A perfect bed fellow
Best friend and mellow
His adventures required stitches
He doesn't wear no britches

Scooby Doo you are there
Waiting sleepy time care
You broke your tail and hip
Now it has a dip in the tip
You are still loved and forever
Scooby Doo where are you? My treasure!

You are flat and no longer puffy!!

***For the...

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Susie stepped in a pile of dog pooh
It was caked on the sole of her shoe
Her shoes how they stank
The smell was so rank
To remove it what should Susie do?

Susie wiped mucky shoes on the mat
The mat on which her pussycat sat
Now it’s not on her shoes
But the cats got the blues
This poop issue we...

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The ice-cream store sign read, “Unique Sensation!”
A tantalizing twist in a strange combination.
What were they thinking creating that dish?
An eerie concoction of black licorice.

It sounded like such an intriguing new taste.
Vanilla cream mixed with a black swirling paste.
Soon after devouring my delectable cone,
I flashed a big smile, and the damage was shown.

The customers cringed at...

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Playing practical jokes gave Fred a high
making folks look foolish he wasn't shy.
But one vengeful night
victims took delight
seeing him on TV with an open fly....

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“Tweedle, my dear, are you Dee or Dum?”
“I’m neither Dum nor Dee, but Doo, you see”
“I’ve never heard of Doo; of the Tweedles that is”
“Well I’m Doo, and I do say so to you”

“For I am the third offspring of the Tweedles
I don’t like needles or crunchy beetles
Though I do like toffee much better than...

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~Fun capers of Scooby the Doobie Doo,
  Created, written by Glenn Leopoid,
  Scooby must go on for humor pursue,
  Most always in spooky ghost episode.

~Now when conversation would turned quite bleak,
  Spin sliver screen Scooby, like car Daewoo.    
  While  spinning feet of Scooby Doo’s doeth...

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SCOOBY DOBBY DOO

In the graveyard the bones rattle and shake,
To the beat of this all time favorite cartoon's,
Catchy theme song,
Who's America's classic crime fighting hound,
Dog Scooby Doo that's who.
Ghouls and villains alike beware, if this dog,
And  his far out team are hot on your trail.
Take credence's warning and believe you me,
Bad guys I'd hit...

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Whoop dee do

How do you do?

I'm fine too

Just writing some

Poems to woo....

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VOO DOO LOVER
The truth of you has settled in for good,
too many times, it took some time to see,
in coming to the facts as understood;
so why is it, I lay the cause on me?

You have no guilt, nor have you any shame,
and so, 'tis pointless pointing out your flaws,
suffice to say, I'll not free you...

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A dog has been hit, flattened by a truck
The driver speeds away
The Mystery Machine is in the vicinity we are in luck
Scooby Doo on a leash, to show he's not a stray
Shaggy's Liverwurst Peanutbutter Pizza coming up at the sight of the scene
Fred, Daffeney and Thelma begin to scream
Scooby Doo lifts his nose and smells...

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Hope is the notion 
to swim across the ocean 
and pray you won't drown
when it gets thick and brown

Hope is that dope
that get you hooked 
when you're goose is cooked
and you’re up against the ropes

Hope things are going well and 
Hope we won't panic 
I've got my beachfront land 
And the best seat on the...

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Isn't this a sweet picture my friends
Sipping sodas after the hop
Much too young to remember this music
Doo-wop was Mom's and Pop's

Was just a wee tike in diapers then
Sucking on my thumb
Still was quite the ladies man though
Traveling around on my bum

Seem to be picking up negative vibes
About what I'm saying here
Have I ever lied to...

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