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Doggy Doo Blues

Susie stepped in a pile of dog pooh
It was caked on the sole of her shoe
Her shoes how they stank
The smell was so rank
To remove it what should Susie do?

Susie wiped mucky shoes on the mat
The mat on which her pussycat sat
Now it’s not on her shoes
But the cats got the blues
This poop issue we need to combat

Consider folks who are in a wheelchair
They wheel round but some dog owners don’t care -
Imagine just how it feels
Dog poop all over the wheels
At poopy hands they must just sit and stare

03~12~17

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Rhonda Johnson-Saunders March 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM LOL...this I can relate to. I have two boys who get it on their shoes too often. We have to laugh about it! Jan Allison March 19, 2017 at 5:26 PM Its so infuriating Rhonda - dog poop is a real pet hate of mine!:-( hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman March 16, 2017 at 5:07 PM Lol, this is so funny! (Until i personally step in one of the landmines, lol!) Thanks for the chuckle Jan!~Che :) Jan Allison March 16, 2017 at 6:54 PM Thanks for dropping by Cheryl:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser March 15, 2017 at 7:37 AM Too funny! Jan Allison March 16, 2017 at 6:53 PM I do write a lot of poop poems I have to admit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maria Williams March 13, 2017 at 6:24 PM Very cleverly written Jan. You've addressed the "poop" issues with humour. Jan Allison March 14, 2017 at 6:39 PM I write a lot of poop poetry or poems about poop - I'm not too sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues March 13, 2017 at 8:49 AM Wow! Quite the image! You captured a thought we rarely realize! Your talent's not "crusty," with humor you mete out truths! Kim Rodrigues March 13, 2017 at 9:08 PM LOL Kim Rodrigues March 13, 2017 at 9:08 PM LOL Jan Allison March 13, 2017 at 6:01 PM ha ha ha I will remember that crusty line - eww lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White March 13, 2017 at 6:11 AM I once wrote how I rode my wheels right through it, and the immediate results...YUCK... Thanks for this one Jan :) HUGS Jan Allison March 13, 2017 at 6:02 PM I thought you would appreciate this bit of poop Darren :-) hugs Jan xx Kim Rodrigues March 13, 2017 at 8:50 AM Yikes, Darren...the angst! My husband feels nauseous at the smell. BIG HUG to you!

Andrea Dietrich March 12, 2017 at 8:33 PM hahaha. Never thought of THAT before!!! Jan Allison March 13, 2017 at 6:06 PM :-)hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith March 12, 2017 at 6:32 PM One of my pet peeves...ugh Jan Allison March 12, 2017 at 6:48 PM mine too I hate it - they are talking about dna testing the offending piles and fining the owners - such a shame the minority of owners allow it to happen - there is absolutely no reason not to clear it up:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance March 12, 2017 at 5:20 PM Oooh... sh...what a funny situational poem. We got Abby a dog for Christmas, I've had my fair share of cleaning up their ... presents lol. good to see you keeping your humor hugsx Jan Allison March 12, 2017 at 5:22 PM aww bless I am sure Abby adores her new pet but I don't want to see their 'gifts' or step in them lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 12, 2017 at 3:57 PM - I have to teach my dogs cleaning :) - Love it, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 12, 2017 at 4:08 PM It really is a pet hate of mine Anne lise:-( hugs Jan xx