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Doggy Doo Blues

Susie stepped in a pile of dog pooh
It was caked on the sole of her shoe
Her shoes how they stank
The smell was so rank
To remove it what should Susie do?

Susie wiped mucky shoes on the mat
The mat on which her pussycat sat
Now it’s not on her shoes
But the cats got the blues
This poop issue we need to combat

Consider folks who are in a wheelchair
They wheel round but some dog owners don’t care -
Imagine just how it feels
Dog poop all over the wheels
At poopy hands they must just sit and stare

03~12~17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Rhonda Johnson-Saunders Date: 3/17/2017 8:34:00 PM LOL...this I can relate to. I have two boys who get it on their shoes too often. We have to laugh about it! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2017 5:26:00 PM Its so infuriating Rhonda - dog poop is a real pet hate of mine!:-( hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 3/16/2017 5:07:00 PM Lol, this is so funny! (Until i personally step in one of the landmines, lol!) Thanks for the chuckle Jan!~Che :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/16/2017 6:54:00 PM Thanks for dropping by Cheryl:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser Date: 3/15/2017 7:37:00 AM Too funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/16/2017 6:53:00 PM I do write a lot of poop poems I have to admit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maria Williams Date: 3/13/2017 6:24:00 PM Very cleverly written Jan. You've addressed the "poop" issues with humour. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2017 6:39:00 PM I write a lot of poop poetry or poems about poop - I'm not too sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/13/2017 8:49:00 AM Wow! Quite the image! You captured a thought we rarely realize! Your talent's not "crusty," with humor you mete out truths! Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/13/2017 9:08:00 PM LOL Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/13/2017 9:08:00 PM LOL Jan Allison Date: 3/13/2017 6:01:00 PM ha ha ha I will remember that crusty line - eww lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White Date: 3/13/2017 6:11:00 AM I once wrote how I rode my wheels right through it, and the immediate results...YUCK... Thanks for this one Jan :) HUGS Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/13/2017 6:02:00 PM I thought you would appreciate this bit of poop Darren :-) hugs Jan xx Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/13/2017 8:50:00 AM Yikes, Darren...the angst! My husband feels nauseous at the smell. BIG HUG to you!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/12/2017 8:33:00 PM hahaha. Never thought of THAT before!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/13/2017 6:06:00 PM :-)hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 3/12/2017 6:32:00 PM One of my pet peeves...ugh Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2017 6:48:00 PM mine too I hate it - they are talking about dna testing the offending piles and fining the owners - such a shame the minority of owners allow it to happen - there is absolutely no reason not to clear it up:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 3/12/2017 5:20:00 PM Oooh... sh...what a funny situational poem. We got Abby a dog for Christmas, I've had my fair share of cleaning up their ... presents lol. good to see you keeping your humor hugsx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2017 5:22:00 PM aww bless I am sure Abby adores her new pet but I don't want to see their 'gifts' or step in them lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/12/2017 3:57:00 PM - I have to teach my dogs cleaning :) - Love it, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2017 4:08:00 PM It really is a pet hate of mine Anne lise:-( hugs Jan xx