Best Diddle Poems
HEY DIDDLE, why the Cat and the fiddle
And the Cow that jumped over the moon?
Why they're all here in Nursery Rhyme land
At the wedding of the Dish and the Spoon.
The Little Dog is happy,The Cat is playing a tune
And soon the Dish and the Spoon will go hand in hand
Off on their honeymoon.
The guests...
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Categories:
diddle, childrenwedding, old, dog, cat,
Form:
Light Verse
Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,
The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed a little, and found the fiddle,
The cat played to Nero, a pal and hero,
yet smelled things burning while playing the fiddle,
The cat Roam'ed about, thought it was the griddle,
though the...
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Categories:
diddle, fantasy, humor, imagery, irony,
Form:
Ghazal
Hey diddle diddle
The dog did a piddle
Right in front of the groom
The bride’s dress was sprayed
But she wasn’t dismayed …
He’s a guest of the bride and the groom!
10~04~16...
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Categories:
diddle, bridal shower, dog, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Hoopdie diddle didy de.
Grab your fiddle and follow me.
Play a diddy for the crowd.
Play it pretty and play it loud....
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Categories:
diddle, joy, kindergarten,
Form:
Rhyme
Fiddle, Riddle, Diddle
Peter Dolittle did play a fiddle
Couldn't tell too many fun riddles
Didn't miss a beat
Was not so as neat
Oh, oh, now he's doing a diddle.
Written: July 16. 2015
Theresa...
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Categories:
diddle, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
-A NOTE-
***DO NOT ATTEMPT TO***
***FIGURE THIS OUT*******
***JUST SAY HELLO : - )****
***or WHAT is this??? ***
((RIDDLES-FIDDLES-DIDDLES ))
My towel is constructed of silk
That did not make sense at all
I drink bitter sour milk
Once again no sense at...
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Categories:
diddle, confusion, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Hey diddle diddle, need to piddle
Aimed for the cat, hit her right in the twiddle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
diddle, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Hey diddle diddle who wants to diddle
Or maybe play a tune on my fiddle
I may be quite old
But my body's not cold
Though I may need to stop for a piddle
© Jack Ellison 2013...
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Categories:
diddle, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Once upon a time
A diddle, a daddle
Just what's the matter
Y U trippin
Dipping and Sipping
Constantly spying
All this defining
Faucet running
Just because
zzzzzzzzzzzd bubble bubble trouble
I dropped the cell phone in the dish water???
3/01/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©...
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Categories:
diddle, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
The rhyme "Hey diddle diddle"
For me poses a riddle:
What possible need
Has a cat for a fiddle?
A cow might jump over the moon,
So I'm told,
If a milkmaid's hands
Are unexpectedly cold.
Which could make a dog laugh,
Or anyone, for that matter,
Just as funny as cutlery
"Spooning" a platter.
This rhyme is so silly,
Raises so many questions,
But as for solutions,
Not one...
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Categories:
diddle, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Light Verse
Hmmm diddle, where’s I put my fiddle
Fiddlely D, you’r somethin like me
Somethin like me makes me holler
Where r you?
You’r here then you’r there
My foots in the back door waitin
Waitin for you
Turning round and round
dizzy enough to fall to the ground
Laughing so hard
can barely catch your breath
aaaah you say, fresh...
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Categories:
diddle, fun,
Form:
Blank verse
To quantify an equation,
takes more than mere calculation,
Take the sun and moon,
now consider they’re coordinations,
One 8 light minutes from earth,
other just a single light second,
Both appear the same size in the sky,
more or less it’s reckoned,
So how can it be, very simply
put, it’s an optical illusion,
Sun is 400 times further away,...
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Categories:
diddle, allegory, allusion, humanity, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Peace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy
Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other
To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum
Go I to the priest
who simply insist
To pray, ask the divine
to bring back his mind
I prayed brother to be fine
just then he gave this sign
He said brother you're funny
much like, that Easter Bunny
There's no...
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Categories:
diddle, analogy, brother, feelings, mystery,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
Hey diddle diddle, really need to piddle
Aim for the cat, hit her right in the middle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle...
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Categories:
diddle, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Hey diddle diddle, dee
Mother Goose is cool
She's a kid's teaching tool.
Nursery rhymes, you rock.
I've read you all my life,
and as adult full-grown
made up some of my own.
Here 's one you've never heard:
Hey diddle diddle, dee,
Cat’s fiddle is too loud.
The cow seeds a cloud
and drops fall down.
Milk rains like cats and dogs;
but if the dogs...
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Categories:
diddle, 11th grade, childhood, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme