Best Diddle Poems

HEY DIDDLE, why the Cat and the fiddle
And the Cow that jumped over the moon? 
Why they're all here in Nursery Rhyme land
At the wedding of the Dish and the Spoon.
The Little Dog is happy,The Cat is playing a tune
And soon the Dish and the...

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Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,

The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed a little, and found the fiddle,

The cat played to Nero, a pal and hero,
yet smelled things burning while playing the...

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Hey diddle diddle
The dog did a piddle
Right in front of the groom
The bride’s dress was sprayed
But she wasn’t dismayed …
He’s a guest of the bride and the groom!

10~04~16...

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Hoopdie diddle didy de. 
Grab your fiddle and follow me.
Play a diddy for the crowd.
Play it pretty and play it loud....

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Fiddle, Riddle, Diddle

Peter Dolittle did play a fiddle
Couldn't tell too many fun riddles
Didn't miss a beat
Was not so as neat
Oh, oh, now he's doing a diddle.

Written: July 16. 2015
Theresa...

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-A    NOTE-             
***DO NOT ATTEMPT TO*** 
***FIGURE THIS OUT*******
***JUST SAY HELLO : - )****
 ***or  WHAT is this??? ***

((RIDDLES-FIDDLES-DIDDLES ))

My towel is constructed of silk
That did not make sense...

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Hey diddle diddle who wants to diddle
Or maybe play a tune on my fiddle
I may be quite old
But my body's not cold
Though I may need to stop for a piddle

© Jack Ellison 2013...

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Hey diddle diddle, need to piddle
Aimed for the cat, hit her right in the twiddle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Once upon a time
A diddle, a daddle
Just what's the matter
Y U trippin
Dipping and Sipping 
Constantly spying
All this defining
Faucet running
Just because
zzzzzzzzzzzd bubble bubble trouble
I dropped the cell phone in the dish water???

3/01/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©...

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To quantify an equation,
takes more than mere calculation,
Take the sun and moon, 
now consider they’re coordinations,
One 8 light minutes from earth, 
other just a single light second,
Both appear the same size in the sky, 
more or less it’s reckoned,

So how can it be, very simply...

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Hmmm diddle, where’s I put my fiddle 
Fiddlely D, you’r somethin like me 
Somethin like me makes me holler 
Where r you?
You’r here then you’r there
My foots in the back door waitin 
Waitin for you
Turning round and round
dizzy enough to fall to the ground 
Laughing...

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Hey diddle diddle, really need to piddle
Aim for the cat, hit her right in the middle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle...

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The rhyme "Hey diddle diddle"
For me poses a riddle:
What possible need
Has a cat for a fiddle?
A cow might jump over the moon,
So I'm told,
If a milkmaid's hands
Are unexpectedly cold.
Which could make a dog laugh,
Or anyone, for that matter,
Just as funny as cutlery
"Spooning" a platter.
This rhyme...

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Hey diddle diddle, dee
Mother Goose is cool
She's a kid's teaching tool.
Nursery rhymes, you rock.

I've read you all my life,
and as adult full-grown
made up some of my own.
Here 's one you've never heard: 

Hey diddle diddle, dee,
Cat’s fiddle is too loud.
The cow seeds a cloud
and drops...

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Peace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy

Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other

To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum

Go I to the priest
who simply insist

To pray, ask the divine
to bring back his mind

I prayed brother to be fine
just then he gave this...

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