Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Hey diddle diddle

The rhyme "Hey diddle diddle"
For me poses a riddle:
What possible need
Has a cat for a fiddle?
A cow might jump over the moon,
So I'm told,
If a milkmaid's hands
Are unexpectedly cold.
Which could make a dog laugh,
Or anyone, for that matter,
Just as funny as cutlery
"Spooning" a platter.
This rhyme is so silly,
Raises so many questions,
But as for solutions,
Not one good suggestion.
So I'll add here my own sage advice
To the muddle
To prevent boys when peeing
From making a puddle:
When you need to go piddle,
Think "Hey diddle diddle",
Keep both your eyes open
And aim for the middle.

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Date: 1/27/2024 4:40:00 PM
This is indeed a great expose on how silly some of the old Nursery rhymes were. SuZ
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/28/2024 10:52:00 AM
Thanks, SuZ...even though I seem to recall that this one was one of my favorites when I was a tot.
Date: 1/15/2024 12:50:00 PM
That’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/16/2024 9:57:00 AM
And less noisy, too. Thanks, Richard.
Date: 1/13/2024 6:26:00 AM
Your poem not only dissects the nonsensical aspects of the traditional nursery rhyme but also adds a humorous and practical dimension, turning it into a delightful commentary on the quirks of life. The blend of wit and sage advice makes for an entertaining and memorable piece..
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/13/2024 10:18:00 AM
Thanks, S O. I was only aiming for humor...not didacticism. But I am glad if you enjoyed it.
Date: 1/12/2024 3:41:00 PM
I suspect a puddle will still develop from the piddler's pee. But thas jus me. Good one Jim
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/13/2024 10:17:00 AM
Depending on his age...and aim...I suppose. Thanks, Tom.
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