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Vampire Visits the Dentist

Dracula had the most terrible toothache,
so he booked to see his dentist Mr Payne.
An evening appointment was requested;
as Dracula only rose after the sun had set

When Dracula walked through the door
a blast of garlic breath hit him in the face;
Dracula bit his lip as he had a huge fit
Mr Payne had forgotten his patient’s allergy!

The dentist put on his surgical mask,
whilst he removed Dracula’s rotten fangs;
Sadly for Dracula, he can no longer bite necks,
now he’s being treated for severe anaemia!

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Word chosen – Vampire

09-24-17

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John Michaels October 7, 2017 at 12:43 PM Heh, nice one Jan! Regards, John. Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:30 PM Thanks so much John:-) hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight October 5, 2017 at 4:40 PM Your poem made me smile, Jan! Loved it, especially the last line. Congrats on your win in the contest! Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:29 PM Thanks so much Sandra i do try and add humour if i can:-) hugs jan xx

James Inman October 5, 2017 at 12:47 PM Clever Jan, you made me smile. Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:29 PM Thanks so much James:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus October 5, 2017 at 11:34 AM Very entertaining, Jan, and the final line is definitely clever! Congrats & Hugs // paul Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:29 PM Thanks so much Paul i found it quite a challenge as I much prefer to write in rhyme:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart October 5, 2017 at 9:32 AM Congrats, Jan! Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:28 PM Thanks so much Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett October 5, 2017 at 6:38 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win Jan, so funny and so clever absolutely brilliant. :))) Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:28 PM aww thanks for the lovely comment Roy:-) hugs jan xx

Subimal Sinha-Roy October 4, 2017 at 11:25 PM Congratulations, Jan on your great with such an enjoyable poem. Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:27 PM Thanks so much Subimal:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi October 4, 2017 at 9:23 PM Congrats on your win. Those teeth needed to go. Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:27 PM Thanks so much Janis I had fun with the theme:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France October 4, 2017 at 6:19 PM Jan, congratulations on your win in my contest with this fun poem ! Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:26 PM Thanks so much for a great contest Constance:-) hugs jan xx

Abdul Malik Mandani September 25, 2017 at 12:05 PM Yep, only YOU can write with such a 'bloody' bite! Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:26 PM lol Thanks so much Abdul:-) hugs jan xx

Ralph Sergi September 25, 2017 at 9:32 AM Hi Jan: What a great challenger this poem! I wish you well in the contest. Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:25 PM Thanks so much Ralph:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel September 25, 2017 at 6:07 AM Ha ha, that's a funny thought and a matching picture too, Jan:) Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:25 PM Thanks so much Jo I wrote the poem then found the picture:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey September 25, 2017 at 5:49 AM Ha! This is a hilarious write my friend! Poor Dracula, has to sip on blood from blood banks that might supply him some blood to live through his anemia! I surely loved this incredible poem this morning! What a fantastic piece, Great Work!! Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:24 PM Thanks so much Russell:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper September 24, 2017 at 9:28 PM This is so cute, Jan, luck in the contest.... Hugs Eve ~`* Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:24 PM Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich September 24, 2017 at 6:44 PM haha. Anemic now. He needs some artificial blood!! GREAT humor, as always, Jan. Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:23 PM Thanks so much Andrea i am so behind in my comments:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May September 24, 2017 at 5:32 PM Haha...Poor Drac ...Nicely penned Jan Jan Allison October 7, 2017 at 4:23 PM Thanks so much Jospeh:-) hugs jan xx

Kevin Shaw September 24, 2017 at 4:23 PM Hello Jan, How are you this evening, Nice entry for the Contest, It can be difficult to write in verse, when your natural writing style is to rhyme, regards, Kevin Jan Allison September 24, 2017 at 4:27 PM I'm fine thanks Kevin. yes i struggled to write verse as my preferred style is rhyme. i may re write this with rhyme at a later date I think I could do a much better job and make it much more humourous:-) hugs jan xx

Old Man Emu September 24, 2017 at 2:57 PM Ha ha, Dr Payne! Great write Jan. Jan Allison September 24, 2017 at 3:01 PM My fingers itched to write in rhyme so I found it really challenge to write in verse. i may re write it at a later date and make it more humourous:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen September 24, 2017 at 2:49 PM - He will die of anemia, Jan - No hospital has so much blood to sacrifice :) - Love it :) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison September 24, 2017 at 3:00 PM Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs jan xx