Best Definitely Poems

I once dated a pilot …
We both had our head in the clouds
Our relationship lead to a lot of turbulence - 
I guess it never really got off the ground!

I once dated a glazier…
He thought I would be putty in his hands
But I could see...

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I popped my cherry
innocence...
a thing of the past

Inspired by Andrea's contest
6th August 2015...

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I once dated a chef …
I was worried about getting a bun in the oven
But when I saw him mincing across the kitchen
I knew I wouldn’t be getting my fingers burned!

I once dated a fireman…
Oh he was HOT HOT HOT
But when he got out his...

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It is not a sliver shame, that I have never felt what it feels like to dance along with the coldest feelings of winter, or  holiday away with the warmest summer breezing, or either skate swiftly on the snowfall iced grounds.

I might be called...

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Do not forget to brush your teeth
For a rotten future you will meet
I forgot myself
And sourly dealt
With a pain so indiscreet...

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There was a young chap from Berlin
Who stressed lack of sleep was a sin
He would get out of bed
On condition, he said,
That breakfast included dry gin.

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Contest:...

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I once dated a weatherman
At first he had a sunny outlook…
He had our future all mapped out
But he suffered periods of deep depression so our relationship got rained off

I once dated an optician
He said he could see our future was together
But soon I stopped wearing...

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Its a signal to start-
a lion beats the heat as he try's his travels and races it to high speed art! 

Becoming lied to by the betrayals of his farse he's ...

Becoming faster by the darts-

his disaster was the park! 

No no it was the...

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Blah blah blah nature
Blah blah blah nature blah blah
What a waste of time...

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Welsh dragon sausage
they’re very hot and spicy
I’m burning both ends

Welsh dragon sausages are absolutely delicious. They contain chili, leeks and garlic and are VERY spicy!
(N B ... they DO NOT contain real dragons !!!)

www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/dragon-sausage-food-farce-2299224


4/21/18...

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I am definitely ready to say it
I hope she is ready to hear it
How will she take it, who knows?
I take a deep breath and here goes
I stutter and I stammer thru
She said “I know and I love you too”...

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My heart burst into flaming love

Burning  memories there forever

Your touch branded eternally on my spirit

I've breathed worthless air until you

Now I sit here missing you

Trapped within this mortal existence

This oxygen continuing my loneliness


Copyright © 2014 Robert William Gruhn - All Rights Reserved

"A poem to...

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My heart burst into flaming love

Burning  memories there forever

Your touch branded eternally on my spirit

I've breathed worthless air until you

Now I sit here missing you

Trapped within this mortal existence

This oxygen continuing my loneliness


Copyright © 2014 Robert William Gruhn - All Rights Reserved

"A poem to...

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OUT OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE,YOU 
STAND OUT TO BE THE MOST 
BEAUTIFULEST FROM A MILE AWAY 
YOUR,BRUTALLY 
BEAUTIFUL,BEAUTIFUL 
SHADOW,BEAUTIFUL,BODY AND 
UNIQUE BEAUTIFUL EYES.MOST 
DEFINITELY BEAUTIFUL FROM TOP 
TO BOTTOM....

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Discouraging others 
Expecting instant respect 
Fingering a bad guy 
Imagining worst scenario 
Negating someone’s accomplishments 
Irritating people in a mean way 
Tasting caviar 
Eating slimy oysters 
Laughing at a person’s misfortune 
Yelling about people I have never met 

Needling a nefarious never-do-well-er
Ostracizing an ostrich 
Tackling...

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