Best Cut The Crap Poems
Below are the all-time best Cut The Crap poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cut the crap poems written by PoetrySoup members
Division Of Neighbor
‘Hey stomach,’ says anus,
‘Would you cut the crap.’
“It’s not me,’ stomach says;
‘I won’t take the wrap.
It’s what they’re eating,
So blame teeth and mouth.
I’m innocent,’ says...
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Categories:
cut the crap, analogy, betrayal, body,
Form:
Rhyme
The Funny Side of SuicideA friend of mine once inquired
if I had suicide on my brain.
"EVERY TIME I SEE YOU...
you chase away the rain."
She looked a...
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Categories:
cut the crap, humorous, me, hair, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Don'T Mess With My Friend JackListen up,
You tyros,
Don't go messin'
With my buddy Jack
Yeah, Reed,
Indeed...
He's cool people,
And I like him,
He writes well,
Yeah, this from Tom Bell,
You take him...
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Categories:
cut the crap, computer-internet, education, family, friendship,
Form:
Free verse
Mood Swings - Collaboration with Ink Empress
There is no escape from strange morning whims,
when irritation causes numbness in my limbs.
Dawn has become an unwelcome nemesis,
rage for sunrise an uncontrollable...
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Categories:
cut the crap, angst, anxiety, mental health,
Form:
Rhyme
Experienced DriversI was asked to read some poetry down at an old folks home,
Where they'd lost need for toothbrushes, and naturally a comb,
That is the blokes...
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Categories:
cut the crap, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Can'T I Write a Soup Mail:To dear Nanette:
How can I express what I feel for you?
I love you.
Because you are you,
When you are not with me, I’m blue.
Because you’re...
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Categories:
cut the crap, love,
Form:
Free verse
The Crap Shoot Poetry ContestOn the surface
you’re all sweetness and light
But ...
the truth is life isn't a game
and if I were to start digging
digging deeper than a...
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Categories:
cut the crap, bullying, poetry, slam,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
cut the crap, allegory, dark, valentines day,
Form:
Senryu
For CharlotteChazz your like my kitty
Phoebe
With your act of the witty
And your dance so crazy
I am enchanted with
Your "bubbly-Wubbly'"talk
Your the girl to be with
During A Dead...
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Categories:
cut the crap, friendship
Form:
Rhyme
EntitlementI am not amazed he lost both sight and fight
She walked unfettered into calm
In "Paris Blues" one peach-clad pussycat was pursued
The Proprietor's goal lacked glitter
Historically,...
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Categories:
cut the crap, conflict,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
cut the crap, love,
Form:
Lyric
Get It StraightGET IT STRAIGHT BBL
Let the wind be still
I wanna speak below my breathe
Let d breeze blow with ease
I want to sneeze but in peace
Let the...
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Categories:
cut the crap, anxiety, betrayal, care, cheer
Form:
ABC
Categories:
cut the crap, history, imagination, introspection, life,
Form:
Haiku
ProofWe are the days that we’ve become.
moments dripping gifted from
the lounging clocks in rolling melted sightings,
given by the gifted madness of a soulmate’s...
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Categories:
cut the crap, allegory, america, computer, crazy,
Form:
Rhyme
CerebralI wonder how quickly my cat will learn
to equate scratching the table with
my getting off the couch to swat in her direction
and...
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Categories:
cut the crap, introspection
Form:
Free verse