Men In the Woods

In the woods on a soft green patch
trying to get my pants to unsnapped 

Hurrying now as my stomach starts to roar
giving no time to drop my drawers

My face is sweating 'I'm I dying?'
the cramps so bad I feel like crying

With relief it hits the ground
thanking God I have no crowd

But what's that sound I hear
humming above the ground?

Thousands of flies coming in to score
up and running I leave behind my drawers

Back at camp my buddies start laughing
when I notice my pants are on backward and I'm still crapping.

Contest: Everyone Poops sponsored by: Roy Jerden   Placed 5th
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 9/24/2015 11:57:00 AM
Tammy, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT
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Date: 9/26/2015 7:28:00 AM
Thank you Skat! It was a fun write.
Date: 9/22/2015 12:48:00 AM
Congrats on ur brilliant winning write Tammy!
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Date: 9/22/2015 5:58:00 AM
Thank you very much Dr. Upma!
Date: 7/26/2015 3:13:00 PM
O M G, so hilarious, you definitely painted a visual of a funny situation. Can't stop giggling. Good luck in contest!!! Theresa
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Date: 7/26/2015 7:39:00 PM
Thank you for the great comment Theresa!
Date: 7/26/2015 2:33:00 PM
- A fun poem to read :)))) - A superb poem, Tammy - Good luck in contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 7/26/2015 2:46:00 PM
Thank you Anne for the great comment!
Date: 7/26/2015 11:18:00 AM
So funny!! When you got to go you got to go! Looks like a winner to me!
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Date: 7/26/2015 11:27:00 AM
Thanks Robert for the nice comment. It was a fun write.
Date: 7/26/2015 10:40:00 AM
ha ha ha - what a vivid image you painted lol - am loving these poop poems:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx7
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Date: 7/26/2015 11:03:00 AM
Thanks Jan it was fun to write and you know this fits men to a tee!
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