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Men in the Woods

In the woods on a soft green patch trying to get my pants to unsnapped Hurrying now as my stomach starts to roar giving no time to drop my drawers My face is sweating 'I'm I dying?' the cramps so bad I feel like crying With relief it hits the ground thanking God I have no crowd But what's that sound I hear humming above the ground? Thousands of flies coming in to score up and running I leave behind my drawers Back at camp my buddies start laughing when I notice my pants are on backward and I'm still crapping. Contest: Everyone Poops sponsored by: Roy Jerden Placed 5th T Reams

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Date: 9/24/2015 11:57:00 AM
Tammy, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT
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TAMMY REAMS
Date: 9/26/2015 7:28:00 AM
Thank you Skat! It was a fun write.
Date: 9/22/2015 12:48:00 AM
Congrats on ur brilliant winning write Tammy!
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Date: 9/22/2015 5:58:00 AM
Thank you very much Dr. Upma!
Date: 7/26/2015 3:13:00 PM
O M G, so hilarious, you definitely painted a visual of a funny situation. Can't stop giggling. Good luck in contest!!! Theresa
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Date: 7/26/2015 7:39:00 PM
Thank you for the great comment Theresa!
Date: 7/26/2015 2:33:00 PM
- A fun poem to read :)))) - A superb poem, Tammy - Good luck in contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 7/26/2015 2:46:00 PM
Thank you Anne for the great comment!
Date: 7/26/2015 11:18:00 AM
So funny!! When you got to go you got to go! Looks like a winner to me!
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Date: 7/26/2015 11:27:00 AM
Thanks Robert for the nice comment. It was a fun write.
Date: 7/26/2015 10:53:00 AM
O M G !!! HI Larious !!!! 7 ... Bev
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Date: 7/26/2015 11:03:00 AM
Thanks Bev. This was a fun write!
Date: 7/26/2015 10:40:00 AM
ha ha ha - what a vivid image you painted lol - am loving these poop poems:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx7
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Date: 7/26/2015 11:03:00 AM
Thanks Jan it was fun to write and you know this fits men to a tee!