Tammy Reams Poet Free verse

Men In the Woods

In the woods on a soft green patch
trying to get my pants to unsnapped 

Hurrying now as my stomach starts to roar
giving no time to drop my drawers

My face is sweating 'I'm I dying?'
the cramps so bad I feel like crying

With relief it hits the ground
thanking God I have no crowd

But what's that sound I hear
humming above the ground?

Thousands of flies coming in to score
up and running I leave behind my drawers

Back at camp my buddies start laughing
when I notice my pants are on backward and I'm still crapping.

Contest: Everyone Poops sponsored by: Roy Jerden   Placed 5th
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Skat A September 24, 2015 at 11:57 AM Tammy, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT Tammy Reams September 26, 2015 at 7:28 AM Thank you Skat! It was a fun write.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma September 22, 2015 at 12:48 AM Congrats on ur brilliant winning write Tammy! Tammy Reams September 22, 2015 at 5:58 AM Thank you very much Dr. Upma!

Theresa Cw July 26, 2015 at 3:13 PM O M G, so hilarious, you definitely painted a visual of a funny situation. Can't stop giggling. Good luck in contest!!! Theresa Tammy Reams July 26, 2015 at 7:39 PM Thank you for the great comment Theresa!

Anne-Lise Andresen July 26, 2015 at 2:33 PM - A fun poem to read :)))) - A superb poem, Tammy - Good luck in contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Tammy Reams July 26, 2015 at 2:46 PM Thank you Anne for the great comment!

Robert Heemstra July 26, 2015 at 11:18 AM So funny!! When you got to go you got to go! Looks like a winner to me! Tammy Reams July 26, 2015 at 11:27 AM Thanks Robert for the nice comment. It was a fun write.

Jan Allison July 26, 2015 at 10:40 AM ha ha ha - what a vivid image you painted lol - am loving these poop poems:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx7 Tammy Reams July 26, 2015 at 11:03 AM Thanks Jan it was fun to write and you know this fits men to a tee!