Best Concerning Poems

The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
in the singular form....

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Concerning friends, on this, we all agree.
The face of things of which delight and feed, 
the friend does most completely fill the need.
Yet, having friends, you are no longer free.
You share and share alike the things that be.
The give and take, starts as a tiny...

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and so it was that after a good run of
great sex & many lovers,
s/he came across a period of time unlike
any of her/his friends could come close to comparing,
a time of 
frustrating
hiccup-fart
orgasms.

each time s/he was getting towards that final punch of that final round
rockin’ &...

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There’s Who I am, What I’ve done, 
And Where I want to be.
And how I choose to view them each 
Sets their priority.

Just saying this is Who I am 
Excusing What I’ve done
Means Where I want to be remains
The place where I’ve begun

But if I say that What...

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No matter how much time you have to help others,
No matter how many resources you have to help others,
No matter how many favors you call in to help others,
No matter how many ideas you can come up with to help others,
There is a harsh lesson...

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insects set but two:
eating and copulating
(sounds okay to me)


Footnote: Goal #3 - Winning or placing in PD's Haiku contest...

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After handling Jalapeno Peppers, wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you use the restroom....

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Creativity cannot of course, be forced
Any more than we can influence the earth, 
Sun, moon and stars to move beyond
Their perfectly preordained positions within
The infinite limitations of this ever-expanding universe. 

The intangible stuff that pervades us 
To continually attempt to stretch 
Ourselves beyond current bounds
Is...

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1: If love is a game we need a referee
2: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!  Um…
3: I loved her to death but got off on a technicality
4: Star-crossed lovers occasionally get crossed up and can get rather cross about...

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If love is just a game we need a referee
If SEX is just a game I want instant replay
She stole my heart and as a result, I became a heartless person
SO, when I asked her to have a heart she said “Heck no, I already...

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NEVER venture outdoors when it's raining cats and dogs
It rained cats and dogs during a drought and the farmers were NOT amused
It rained cats and dogs and the county WORKERS were not amused
However they were grateful because there had been recent layoffs
Due to inflation, every...

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I found the piano for me
You must think that I'm lonely
Classical music, let's talk about classical music
Just stop your waiting
Popping at night
I found the piano for me
We are partitioning and partitioning and partitioning and partitioning
You're looking at the musical play
Just stop your concerting
I'm the ragtime...

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If the planet gets any warmer
we’ll freeze our asses off.

When the climate changes
could it please wear something OTHER THAN WHITE!

Why can’t they dump snow in BOSTON HARBOR
but they can use snow barriers on the exclusive beach communities?

How can light fluffy snow
be so freakin’ heavy?

How will...

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There was a girl called Polly Esther,
the fastest girl from downtown Leicester.
Pre-packaged food was her sole fare,
For healthy meals she had no care.
In the tum for food there's room.
There plastic wrappings end in doom...

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Dreams of December,
this tale is twelve years old now....

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