Five Somewhat Kinky Lines Concerning Love

If love is just a game we need a referee
If SEX is just a game I want instant replay
She stole my heart and as a result, I became a heartless person
SO, when I asked her to have a heart she said “Heck no, I already got two!"
I was captured and tortured in The Battle of the Sexes but must admit I rather enjoyed it

*Submitted for the contest 'When One Line is Never Enough' sponsored by Bev Smith
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Gentry Avatar
January 15, 2016 at 2:27 AM
LOL! Very clever!
Dietrich Avatar
December 21, 2015 at 2:33 PM
oh my, THESE rock!!! LOVE THEM< Tim, Now hurry with your Xmas waltz poem!!
Lawless Avatar
December 15, 2015 at 3:09 PM
Particularly enjoyed the last one Tim...good job on this theme
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