Five Somewhat Kinky Lines Concerning Love

If love is just a game we need a referee If SEX is just a game I want instant replay She stole my heart and as a result, I became a heartless person SO, when I asked her to have a heart she said “Heck no, I already got two!" I was captured and tortured in The Battle of the Sexes but must admit I rather enjoyed it *Submitted for the contest 'When One Line is Never Enough' sponsored by Bev Smith