Various Frustrations Concerning the Hiccup-Fart Orgasm

and so it was that after a good run of great sex & many lovers, s/he came across a period of time unlike any of her/his friends could come close to comparing, a time of frustrating hiccup-fart orgasms. each time s/he was getting towards that final punch of that final round rockin’ & a sockin’ like the robots themselves, off went the gas pumps inside & oh the embarrassment--- the kissing went ripe as the hiccups blew in the face of the lover still trying to concentrate (and dinner only a few minutes/hours ago, now cascading in a fine mist across the face) & as if that wasn’t enough to drive a stake in any romance of any satisfactory quality, out came the blast from the other end filling the scene with custom methane & sooner than later (as if it was anticipated anymore by the other party), the end result of what coulda’ been, shoulda’ been, but clearly wasn’t.