Six Random and Rather Ridiculous Observations Concerning Love

1: If love is a game we need a referee 2: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways! Um… 3: I loved her to death but got off on a technicality 4: Star-crossed lovers occasionally get crossed up and can get rather cross about it too 5: She stole my heart and REFUSED to return it so now I'm a heartless person 6: So I begged her to please have a heart and she said, “I already got TWO you idiot!”