Best Chunky Poems

A Special Poem for Will Helppi




A really fat cat named Chunky Charlie

From a town called Licketysplit Corner

Was renowned for a very interesting talent

As a world famous circus performer

His extra poundage added to the spectacle

People thought it was really appealing

They giggled to see him jiggle while...

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A really fat cat named Chunky Charlie
From a town called Licketysplit Corner
Was renowned for a very interesting talent
As a world famous circus performer

His extra poundage added to the spectacle
People thought it was really appealing
They giggled to see him jiggle while juggling
Six tennis balls as he...

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When fat people go skinny dipping it's called chunky dunking
Very appropriate I'd say, but kinda nasty such dubbing
Can't all be a skinny-ma-links
At least your body doesn't stink
Fat people don't smell too but I'll let you do the judging...

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clunky chunky unfamiliar words
not easily understood due to their tweets and pops
shoving themselves against my dendrite highway
hidden yet acutely felt
dancing the brain Watusi 
I wonder if I will ever write again...

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