Best Chomp Poems

A Champion must lust for that ancient adrenaline
the primal prize alive in the eyes, trophy of thunder in the pulse,
a Champion's heart welcomes adversity with teeth gleaming sharply,
worships the battlefield with risk righteous in ripped tradition,
doesn't celebrate the strikes that knock the foe into awe
finds...

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Six men had found a kiosk in a clearing in the woods
They ordered up some hotdogs from the chef of meaty goods
One tried to boost his appetite by going for a stroll
His friends thought he’d gone home… but he’d been devoured whole

Five men were eating...

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I have invented the Jalapeno Hoppers, and they are all the rage.
The candy designers and I jumped swiftly onto the inventors page.
We have added chocolate and caramel to the spicy sauce of green.
When you take a bite, your first reaction is a delighted scream!

Now scramble...

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Stick With It


			The going can get tough
			And life itself is rough
			Don’t chomp at the bit
			Stick with it

			The world can be mean
			A lot of changes in the scene
			Don’t chomp at the bit
			Stick with it

			Prayers are never heard
			People are absurd
			Don’t chomp at the bit
			Stick with it

			You get...

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