Best Cheater Poems
C heating can ruin a
H appy marriage
E specially when there is
A lienation of affection
T hat deals with someone’s
E motions and can
R uin your love forever.
Passion made its case
No time for contemplation
Full steam ahead, that new infatuation
Two bodies blended sweetly
But the body tricks the mind
Somewhere along a heart was left behind
But he was so alluring
Like magnets, his brown eyes
And a smile that could hide a million lies
And in that cheaters bottle
Was the antidote to guilt
So numb until the morning it was spilled
When the sun illuminated
The unfaithful things he did
He finally caught a glimpse of what he is
By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos
I Write
Less words
in a windowless room
no use for my eyes
Humidity suffocating
what is left of me
I hear the silence of evil
poverty a state of mind
a shiny gold coin
Turns a small man
into a rich thief
Laughter the cause of death
How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways.
I loathe thee so that I throw up on sight
Of thee, and when my ire is at a height,
I grit my teeth and plot revenge for days.
My loathing for thee, cheater, takes its toll.
Thy empty claims of innocence, I scorn.
I caught thee thrice! My trust was from me torn.
To see thee broke and hungry is my goal.
I loathe thee with the passion I once spent
On sweet romance when I thought thee sublime.
I’d like to see thee living in a tent.
Indulge me as I tell thee one more time
I'd gladly pony up my last red cent
To have thee maimed if mugging weren’t a crime!
Cheater Cheater
I am sorry for you both he has an hour to live
Is there anything else you would like us to give?
Our baby boy was given a death sentence,
What could we do - this made no sense.
With pain in our hearts we handed him over,
To doctors and drips he was covered all over.
They do say miracles don’t happen today,
But how wrong they are because he’s with us this day.
The grim reaper he cheated many years ago
Twenty one years later he’s still on the go.
Meningits he cheated, it did not get him
He’s healthy and happy tall good looking and slim.
So keep your heads high and don’t give up hope,
All those with the problems, we pray you will cope.
Dear life, I have not struggled
for being called cheater….. I might have
kept my promises but that doesn’t
make me a cheater…. when all my plans
gone wrong, I thank you for the help
you did, the people you gave but,
I still continue to fail… so please,
call me a loser, not a cheater.
Life you were so kind bringing
hope, new people in my life….
their anticipations made me take risks
and I failed like every time. The only
new thing knocked the door was lier,
cheater, unfaithful and many more…..
tags given by my so loved people
how should I tell them that I’m a loser….. not a cheater!!!!
Tough times are not new for me, people’s
change is something new that I have tasted
It’s bitter than I thought, worse than ever.
Yet I still strive to bring smile on my
loved ones, yet again I fail…. and I see
their faith in me fading away…..
all I can tell is the fear of being
called cheater kills me away.
Yes, I can’t do it now.. but I might
do in future. Life give me one chance
to prove people that I’m not a cheater but,
a loser or at least an opportunity to
thank the people in my life….
a loser asks your help once again.
thoughts such wander in my mind
because I’m a loser….. not cheater!!!
Hey big man, I see you standing there.
My heart you had.
My back you stabbed.
You watched me get sick and fall.
What a terrible fight it was to climb back up that wall.
You went on in stride, no support, no worry at all.
Another woman you found.
She fed your ego,
Made sure you didn’t feel small.
In secret you would text and call.
Days, evenings and night you spent with her.
When I asked, you dismissed it all.
How nice you were out on a date
As I had to sit at home and wait;
The dinner I made you cooling on its plate.
What you told her about me I will never fully know.
Maybe that I wasn’t home, that I didn’t care, or was simply unaware.
I learned on the nights I tried to reach you and was cooly neglected,
She was by your side idly sitting there.
Listening as your dismay for me you would declare.
She knew she was causing damage and despair
But of which she didn’t care.
So enamored you were;
Every morning you woke thinking of her.
Time spent with me you detested;
With her it would‘ve been so sweet.
You told her how great she was,
And when you two couldn’t meet,
It was disappointment you would greet.
You protected her, coveted her, and wanted her so bad,
But she was only after you for what you had.
I should’ve held my mouth.
Watched as her drama bled you dry.
Then you would’ve been the one to cry.
She ruined your family and every bit of trust she stole.
Pretty she’s not, bulbous forehead and face like a troll,
Inside, a nasty, rotted soul,
But her body and false charm she used to get you under her control.
I hope it was worth it .
What you threw away.
Maybe you’ll feel regret or sadness.
Someday.
Your a Dirty mess
broke, toking on your death smoke
Drowning in a pool of lies
until your gonna start to choke
Does your mummy even know
That you ever did smoke
Before you blame your sh i t on me
Driving drunk,taking coke
You have lied and you cheated,
yet apparently it’s my fault
That we ended, I’m controlling
When I didn’t check your phone
I knew I should
You were texting and arranging when to go
Get your things, come to my place
No one ever has to know
Keep it in, brush your teeth
Never let that s h it go
I’m going mad, you a prick
They f u ck ing said so
Moved on, no more love
I just wanted you to know
I was loyal, full of hope
But you let our love blow
Up in pieces, with no reason
It really bothers me
How you thinking you’ll get away with disrespecting me,
Here’s a thing, shut it up
As I know we don’t belong
Your the one who never loved me
Your the one who did me wrong
By Rosie Hill
(to the tune of peter peter pumpkin eater)
Cheater cheater had to see her
Left work early to go and meet her
Banged her in a vacant house
And brought home herpes for his spouse
Received 7th place in "any poem you posted this week" contest
Early morning she found him at three.
Like a deer caught in headlights was he.
His diet was broken.
His wife, now awoken,
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Cheater into the bottle,
His wife loved him so much ,
One day she woke up and found his husband
into the bottle near the main door.
She was so confused ,
She could not bottle up that terrible situation .
She took the bottle to the wizard ,
She was told that her husband had an affair with the wife of a big witch and he ended up bewitching him.
So confused,
She was told to bring a living lion with a bottle of wine to be helped out.
That was her hard EXAM,
She went to a medium with the same bottle, and she was told to bring the head of an albino and the bottle of wisky.
Very confused,
She went to a prophet with her husband in bottle,
she was told to bring some olive oil in the bottle.
The prophet prayed , the bottle broke ,the cheater came back and the big witch appear with the bottle filling blood.
Prophet continue praying in the name of Christ Jesus,
the big witch collapsed and died.
Cheater confessed,
," forgive me my wife , I will not cheat again."
It was time for her to caugh out what she bottled for many years.
" at least you received what you were looking for many years behind married women.
The payment for your mistakes.
What next , may be they will put you into the calabash
for some days again.
Cheating is a small world. "
Confessing again,
" forgive me , I won't cheat again my wife.
Devil lied to me."
He was forgiven and they continue to live in peace.
Written February 10 /2020
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris
Message: Cheating is so dangerous,
As some men and women lost their lives in cheating.
"There is payement of INFIDELITY"
There once was a gambler named Peter
At poker he was known as a cheater
Hid cards behind his ear
Even put some up his rear
Till Dangerous Dan shot him with his heater
© Jack Ellison 2015
It only took a single glance;
A slave to lust’s hypnotic trance,
He lost his head.
He begged her for a second chance,
And tried to save the doomed romance;
Her love was dead.
5th May for Susan’s Tail Rhyme contest
There once was a gambler named Peter
At poker he was known as a cheater
Hid cards behind his ear
Even put some up his rear
Till Dangerous Dan shot Peter with his heater