Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

Cheater

Early morning she found him at three.
Like a deer caught in headlights was he.
His diet was broken.
His wife, now awoken,
Screamed, "AGAIN you are with Sara Lee!"

Feb 2, 2020
For Tania KItchin's Your Best New LImerick
(For any who don't know, Sara Lee is a brand
Of famous desserts)

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Old Buck May 15, 2020 at 11:34 AM Makes me glad I don't diet. What a humiliating experience that must have been for Sara, in the frig and all. :o) Well done, keep them coming. Thanks for continuing to share your talents with all of us on the soup. oldbuck

Michael Wegman February 18, 2020 at 1:41 PM Fun on multiple levels!!! Haha...

Krish Radhakrishna February 16, 2020 at 10:29 AM Great Limerick!! Worth the win! Well done! But he was not with Sara lee He was actually with me! Watching football Having biscuits and tea! But His wife rejected that plea!

Kim Rodrigues February 14, 2020 at 9:09 PM LOL! Congrats on a great win! That ** Sara Lee! ;)

Alexis Y. February 12, 2020 at 11:31 AM Lol! Andrea, You’ve penned an hilarious limerick. I could just picture the whole scene. I have “snuck around” with Sara Lee too! Congratulations on your top win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Beata Agustin February 10, 2020 at 10:23 PM Wow! Congrats! Thanks for making me laugh... while checking my "weight-loss" commitment. God bless you.

Line Gauthier February 10, 2020 at 6:41 PM The cheater! Well penned, Andrea. Congrats on your well deserved top win.

Charles Messina February 10, 2020 at 4:41 PM This is hilarious, Andrea. Congrats on your top win!

Tania Kitchin February 10, 2020 at 2:27 PM Andrea, congratulations on your trophy placement with your hilarious limerick, this made me belly laugh!

Carolyn Devonshire February 10, 2020 at 1:33 PM Stopping back with congratulations!

John Watt February 10, 2020 at 12:58 PM Congrats on your #1! Still singing that Sara Lee song... ~ John

Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 12:05 PM Absolutely perfect lol, wish we could still get Sara Lee over here I loves their choc cakes anx lemon meringue pies! Many congrats on your trophy win:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner February 10, 2020 at 11:28 AM Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee! Congratulations Andrea for a winning limerick:)

Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 11:17 AM CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Andrea! GOOD one! Janice

David Drowley February 10, 2020 at 10:31 AM Andrea, Congratulations on your witty win. David

Juliet Ligon February 9, 2020 at 3:09 PM Ha ha. This is cute and witty.

Caren Krutsinger February 5, 2020 at 4:42 PM Oh, this has everything to do with me!

Jack Horne February 5, 2020 at 2:04 PM LOL, had a chuckle at this one. Yes, we get that brand over here too

Lindsay Laurie February 4, 2020 at 5:08 PM Hello Andrea … well done Andrea. Was she hiding in the fridge - thank you Andrea - Lindsay

Harry Horsman February 4, 2020 at 2:52 AM Brilliant Andrea, got to be up there in the contest.

Ann Foster February 3, 2020 at 7:57 PM lol... the other woman.. how dare he... hehehehe... love it.. hugs. Ann

Carolyn Devonshire February 3, 2020 at 4:37 PM That will teach him not to get up at night for a snack. Cute limerick, Andrea. Best wishes in the contest. Hugs, Carolyn

Silent One February 3, 2020 at 3:06 PM We have Sara Lee in the UK also... Great twist in your Limerick!

Darlene De Beaulieu February 3, 2020 at 1:17 PM Hello Andrea, I smiled when Ii read this poem. Thank you for the chuckle. have a nice day my friend.Hugs Darlene

John Watt February 3, 2020 at 12:51 PM If it was cherry cheesecake, then he was LITERALLY caught red-handed! Fun and funny limerick, Andrea! Now I've got an earworm: "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"!

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