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Early morning she found him at three. Like a deer caught in headlights was he. His diet was broken. His wife, now awoken, Screamed, "AGAIN you are with Sara Lee!" Feb 2, 2020 For Tania KItchin's Your Best New LImerick (For any who don't know, Sara Lee is a brand Of famous desserts)

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Date: 5/15/2020 11:34:00 AM
Makes me glad I don't diet. What a humiliating experience that must have been for Sara, in the frig and all. :o) Well done, keep them coming. Thanks for continuing to share your talents with all of us on the soup. oldbuck
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Date: 2/18/2020 1:41:00 PM
Fun on multiple levels!!! Haha...
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Date: 2/16/2020 10:29:00 AM
Great Limerick!! Worth the win! Well done! But he was not with Sara lee He was actually with me! Watching football Having biscuits and tea! But His wife rejected that plea!
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Date: 2/14/2020 9:09:00 PM
LOL! Congrats on a great win! That ** Sara Lee! ;)
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Date: 2/12/2020 11:31:00 AM
Lol! Andrea, You’ve penned an hilarious limerick. I could just picture the whole scene. I have “snuck around” with Sara Lee too! Congratulations on your top win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
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Date: 2/10/2020 10:23:00 PM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for making me laugh... while checking my "weight-loss" commitment. God bless you.
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Date: 2/10/2020 6:41:00 PM
The cheater! Well penned, Andrea. Congrats on your well deserved top win.
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Date: 2/10/2020 4:41:00 PM
This is hilarious, Andrea. Congrats on your top win!
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Date: 2/10/2020 2:27:00 PM
Andrea, congratulations on your trophy placement with your hilarious limerick, this made me belly laugh!
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Date: 2/10/2020 1:33:00 PM
Stopping back with congratulations!
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Date: 2/10/2020 12:58:00 PM
Congrats on your #1! Still singing that Sara Lee song... ~ John
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Date: 2/10/2020 12:05:00 PM
Absolutely perfect lol, wish we could still get Sara Lee over here I loves their choc cakes anx lemon meringue pies! Many congrats on your trophy win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/10/2020 11:28:00 AM
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee! Congratulations Andrea for a winning limerick:)
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Date: 2/10/2020 11:17:00 AM
CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Andrea! GOOD one! Janice
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Date: 2/10/2020 10:31:00 AM
Andrea, Congratulations on your witty win. David
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Date: 2/9/2020 3:09:00 PM
Ha ha. This is cute and witty.
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Date: 2/5/2020 4:42:00 PM
Oh, this has everything to do with me!
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Date: 2/5/2020 2:04:00 PM
LOL, had a chuckle at this one. Yes, we get that brand over here too
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Date: 2/4/2020 5:08:00 PM
Hello Andrea … well done Andrea. Was she hiding in the fridge - thank you Andrea - Lindsay
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Date: 2/4/2020 2:52:00 AM
Brilliant Andrea, got to be up there in the contest.
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Date: 2/3/2020 7:57:00 PM
lol... the other woman.. how dare he... hehehehe... love it.. hugs. Ann
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Date: 2/3/2020 4:37:00 PM
That will teach him not to get up at night for a snack. Cute limerick, Andrea. Best wishes in the contest. Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 2/3/2020 3:06:00 PM
We have Sara Lee in the UK also... Great twist in your Limerick!
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Date: 2/3/2020 1:17:00 PM
Hello Andrea, I smiled when Ii read this poem. Thank you for the chuckle. have a nice day my friend.Hugs Darlene
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Date: 2/3/2020 12:51:00 PM
If it was cherry cheesecake, then he was LITERALLY caught red-handed! Fun and funny limerick, Andrea! Now I've got an earworm: "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"!
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