Best Cardio Poems

Cardio-Rehab is an exceptionally good thing to do
I keep up with machines better than walking with you
With the newfangled treadmills I can see the world
While I am getting nowhere fast, my sails unfurled,
Yesterday, I walked a gorgeous park in old Indonesia
Finished, I thought they should...

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Takotsubo


My grief would overtake me.
There was nothing that could shake me.
I could not get out of bed. I had nothing but bedhead. 
Hygiene was lacking, and I was constantly snaking. 
I could not move at times, maybe as far as the floor and maybe as...

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Oh God, I've been running through the street
Made the choice of the thief 
And now I never feel peace
Maybe its too late and if i got nothing to eat, what's a little more beef?
What's it matter now to me?

It didn't matter that they caught me...

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