Best Calorie Poems
Below are the all-time best Calorie poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of calorie poems written by PoetrySoup members
Mary In the DairyA curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!
14th June...
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Categories:
calorie, farm, humorous, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
The Two FoodsHealth Food
natural, low-calorie
nourishing, strengthening, boring
kale, *kimchi, chips, chocolate
tantalizing, satisfying, fattening
salty, sweet
Junk Food
*Kimchi is the national health food of Korea, fermented vegetables, particularly cabbage. It's nasty-tasting...
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Categories:
calorie, food,
Form:
Diamante
CasserolesVegetables are boring
'til they're drenched in cheese!
Give them a calorie bump
with a buttersauce -
decadent, creamy,
Thanksgiving
dream!...
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Categories:
calorie, food, thanksgiving,
Form:
Epulaeryu
A Homeless Bride-WI shall daily visit the beauty parlor
And make myself beautiful for you.
I shall never clean the house
So that my skin is not tarred.
I shall ever...
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Categories:
calorie, funny, home, house, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
The Good Old DaysIn the good old days, I rode all over town.
Our city had so many hills that on my bike
I’d be ploughing up one street, then...
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Categories:
calorie, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
Lockdown Week ThreeThree weeks into lockdown, we're still in one piece,
the house is now looking pristine,
we've dusted and shined every surface we see
now only the air left...
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Categories:
calorie, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
calorie, art,
Form:
Free verse
SocietyI was in second grade when I started comparing myself to other girls.
I asked myself, “why am i not her?” “why are my thighs bigger?”...
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Categories:
calorie, growing up, high school,
Form:
Narrative
Weighty WorriesThose endless talks of
giving the fat a trim
Beauty is now the
monopoly of the slim!
Sinuous and slender
The hourglass figure
The thinner, the better.
Dieting and...
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Categories:
calorie, food, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
- Winter Birds -When the temperature drops
Cold fingers, feet and itchy scarves
King winter scattered snow over the country
Decorated, as the beauty it created
Ice cold sea crashes against the...
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Categories:
calorie, bird, winter,
Form:
Free verse
An Ode To Little DebbieOh Goddess, Little Debbie,
Queen of all Saturated Fat,
Sometime of Swiss, which is called Roll,
Now of the delightful Court of Nutty Bars,
I respectfully esteem your Zebra...
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Categories:
calorie, humorous, , memorial,
Form:
Free verse
Hershey Dreams (Multiple Haiku)HERSHEY DREAMS (multiple Haiku)
a chocolate craze
oh don’t even wipe your chin
every drop counts
there is some great news -
calorie-free chocolate
cool stud! in your...
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Categories:
calorie, funny
Form:
Haiku
Patriotic Rhythm and BluesIf you believe professional athletes
should punch their Free Speech Rights out
when they punch in their employment clock,
Why is it fair
to also believe
you have not twittered...
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Categories:
calorie, bullying, earth, gospel, health,
Form:
Political Verse
ProcrastinationMe, Myself and I
One day Me, Myself, and I thought about conquering
the world.
Me, wanted to get a map and start immediately.
Myself, wondered if...
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Categories:
calorie, funny, people
Form:
Free verse
Toothpick Wrists and Gay ThoughtsI was born 6 lbs. 9 oz. with blond hair and blue eyes.
I was also born gay
I am anorexic.
And you would think people...
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Categories:
calorie, anxiety, depression, gender, ,
Form:
Prose