Calorie Poems - Poems about Calorie

I think I’ve gone on nearly every diet know to woman. My journey started after age fourteen. Before then, I was like a fan of “eat all that you can.” Sparse eating days were far and few between. My eating habits were those of a starved wolverine. I have the gene called FTO; it means I don’t get full when I...

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Calorie info should include “what if I ate the whole thing” Probably applies to more people than those to their diets cling Will write them a note The info to quote Won't feel guilty coz my multiplication skills are pretty slim...

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Entered what I ate today in my fitness quest Heard a siren, an ambulance approached from the west They didn't waste time It's not a good sign Perhaps next I weigh myself, my clothes I'll divest...

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Don't be fooled by calories listed on products I'm certain they twist the truth a bit for profit The lower the calories listed And the truth is twisted Bottom line is more moolah in their pockets...

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Watching that body aren't you now? Want the best body around the town? All you gotta do is eat what's free this delicious bite has no fat calories What's it called? " Sub Salad" Come on Dudes "Sub Salad" Let me here it again "Sub Salad" Want something make that body pretty? Want something delicious OMG? All you gotta do is eat what's free this...

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Everyone should try writing poetry. It‘s a splendid, worthwhile activity. It’s nothing short of great if you want to lose weight. This is something that is calorie-free Inspired by one of my comments to another member's poem ...

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The High Calorie Diet (The diet of your dreams!) BREAKFAST: Eat plenty of the following: 1. Milkshake 2. Date-nut-bar 3. 2 eggs fried in bacon grease 4. Bacon 5. Sausage. NOTE: That’s enough. No need for two slices of dried toast MORNING SNACK: ½ of a large pizza with extra cheese and a 2-liter soda of your choice. LUNCH: Eat...

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