Best Burps Poems

It’s Jubilee tea at my auntie’s care home
Aunt Phyllis’s hair could do with a comb
But she doesn’t mind and puts on her hat
The queen won’t...

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I raise my voice and rage a fight
for little children trashed and thrown.
Sweet little coos and burps never heard,
the printed mittens never sewn.  

These...

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Just when I think I've seen it 
All throughout this  land
They went and upped the anti 
On the classic can of Spam

Those with the...

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MY CRAZY CREATURES

This rhyme's about creatures of various sorts.
Creatures with fangs, hairy bellies and warts.
They cause lots of mischief all day long.
Mum always blames me...

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Cascading baubles, crystals in the air;
raindrops dance down without a single care.
Tulips smile as they drink the water in
heaven’s nectar of pitter-patter din.

To softest ground...

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As the first man alive to be king of a tropical rainforest

I can guarantee this reign will be far from the shortest

What I'm trying to...

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Christmas Eve is finally here
Add Dragon's fun plus
Santas' winter run
Then celebrate Christ all year
But then we are weird so...

May the Angels' forgive us
Dragon made a...

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The immigration is coming for me 
I live in a two bedroom house with eight other families 
We will be deported, this process includes a...

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Larry and Harry spend nights at a bar

Neither have a job or even a car

     Drunken Larry burps freely

  ...

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It is bad enough that he burps 
he has to fart as well, 
I feel like throwing him outside 
because he truly smells. 

He never...

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Bubba's goat is baaaaad 
It done gone and ate his shorts 
Burps the abc's. 

Copyright © Cynthia Jones 
Oct.16/2005...

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Unquotable quotes – XIII

Follow love for it’s free, free love and it’ll flee.
Do unto others as you would have them undress you.
Easy come, eenie meenie...

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Click
Clack

Click, clack
Click, clack, click

Click
Clack

Click, clack
Click, clack, click


On a steady morning walk -
Got a rhythm going
Hearing aids in
And yes, I'm "strollin'"

Click
Clack

Click, clack
Click, clack, click

Noisiest coat in...

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Life sucks.
Plucks you from your mother's belly
Weans, silks your skin, 
Fondly toys with you 
and grows you.

Life sucks.
Slyly beguiles you 
To mate, create,
Spit out your...

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Whorls of smoke mock the void of the heavens; in a wiggling ascent 
With lusting waists of a samba decent.
Turmoil combs the fragile mane of...

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