Spamalicious

Just when I think I've seen it All throughout this land They went and upped the anti On the classic can of Spam Those with the higher power The ones that run the show The Spam men of the hour In a bunker buried way down low Have added different flavors To this meat of mystery From Teriyaki to Tocino That's bacon to those who don't speak Philippine They heat it up with Jalapeno Helps to liven up the slime Those bunker boys as they're fondly known Have really out done themselves this time Aloha from Hawaii? Imagine Spam in a Hula skirt As they pull out the Leis and go all the way Adding pineapple to those Spam burps Exciting rumors have it They're in talks with Oreo There's no place in this universe That a good slice of spam won't go The only thing they need to work on Is the dipping in the milk They have yet to solve the problem Of the massive oil spill Yes they've taken what the rest of us Never thought could be improved Just goes to show what ingenuity And a touch of crazy genius can do