Miriam Millicent Mannerheim-Merps
Loved calling her two younger brothers, twerps
After she had her first child
Both were very sweet and mild
But when baby nursed, they crooned her with burps.
Categories:
burps, baby, brother, child, love,
Form: Limerick
Ladies marry the man of their dreams in a church
Eventually... she ends up married to a couch that burps
Happens the world over
From Brisbane to Dover
He could be an axe murderer so things could be worse
Categories:
burps, fate,
Form: Limerick
Burps
Burps cause
allergic reactions.
Categories:
burps, humor,
Form: Free verse
Carbonation's bubbles
create inside of me
A reservoir of burps
waiting to be freed
When they're released
at the 'perfect time'
Incredibly effective
as lol lines
Categories:
burps, fantasy, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
Ladies marry the man of their dreams in a church
Eventually... she ends up married to a couch that burps
Happens the world over
From Brisbane to Dover
He could be an axe murderer so things could be worse
Categories:
burps, fun,
Form: Limerick
Ladies marry the man of their dreams in a church
Eventually... she end up married to a couch that burps
Happens the world over
From Brisbane to Dover
Could've been an axe murderer and things would've been worse
Categories:
burps, fun,
Form: Limerick