The Farting Dog
It is bad enough that he burps
he has to fart as well,
I feel like throwing him outside
because he truly smells.
He never excuses himself
runs around the house with pride,
my eyes overflow with tears
I don't want him to be inside.
The weather outside is cold
he shivers and he shakes,
his fur got cut off last week
because of the mess he makes.
He is so very proud of himself
because he can get rid of his gas,
I can't stand it when he farts
I think I see clumps coming out of his a$$.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Mar.23/2015
Some dogs really stink when they let one rip.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones | Year Posted 2015
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