Best Buffet Poems
Andrea's Poem Buffet - Tribute LimerickA Lyrical Chef we'll call 'Dre',
whips up Writes for her Poem buffet.
She bakes Words into Rhyme
and roasts Prose in the time
it takes most just to cook a Cliché!
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This limerick was written for
my Soup buddy Andrea Dietrich.
Thank you for your positive
input and excellent...
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Categories:
buffet, food, fun, humorous, poets,
Form:
Limerick
Jimmy Buffet-Coral Reefers10,000 people gathered on the beach that day
as he entered the stage wearing sandals he'd say,
"WOW! look at YOU come to lend a hand"
Then he grabbed his guitar to strike up his band
Ten thousands strong held their drinks in the air
in...
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Categories:
buffet, thank you,
Form:
Rhyme
Moonlit BuffetMoonlit Buffet
Is that laughter I hear
floating about in the air
or the cooing of the breeze
as it teases the willow
to dance with giggling glee
before the sun sounds
its final drum beat
and night descends
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Inhale deeply…..
drown peacefully
with...
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Categories:
buffet, nature,
Form:
Free verse
A Frightful BuffetMiss Muffet was a girl of thirteen, filled with youth's beauty and charm;
And a love of vibrant life zealous, like eager, vivid thunder of blue alarm.
She was a fine student, pert and popular; like the primrose popularity;
Or stars appearing at the designated hour, sparkling like...
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Categories:
buffet, beautiful, celebration, fantasy, fear,
Form:
Couplet
America Is Not a Free BuffetAmerica is not a Free Buffet
Loch David Crane, M. Ed.
Border Patrol Auxiliary
22 September 2008
America is not a free buffet
for benefit of those from far away.
We have our borders, customs, laws, and rules
securing our posterity from fools,
criminals, diseased people, and those
who mean us harm and carry...
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Categories:
buffet, america, hero, immigration, international,
Form:
Sonnet
Mexican Buffet: Bring It OnTo start - fresh salsa with chips;
then that combo plate:
Cheesy enchiladas, beans,
and beef tamales
smothered all in sauce.
Mine’s wicked
hot!...
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Categories:
buffet, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
The Pizza Buffet Has Gone Away
What happened to the nearby pizza buffet?
They have pulled up their stakes and moved away.
For a meal, what they offered was not bad.
On the menu was pizza, soup, dessert, and salad.
Apparently, their operations were not showing a profit.
Because of this, they have decided to quit.
There...
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Categories:
buffet, business, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Life's Sweet BuffetLife is a never ending series
Of highs and a bunch of lows
Where we're heading, what lies ahead
We really don't want to know
Let it all be a big surprise
We're just along for the ride
Some make a lasting impression on folks
Some don't as hard as they try
Some...
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Categories:
buffet, life,
Form:
Quatrain
The Thanksgiving Day BuffetWe tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood in line
With the twenty bucks I was paying
Would a little take out be such a crime
Being a master...
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Categories:
buffet, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Le Vacance Pretentieuse: BuffetArabic labelling on bottles of water,
Room overlooking bricks and mortar,
Men want tips for being your porter,
Getting to food is a pitiless slaughter.
Piles of olives and eggs sit just right,
In bowls coloured an abyss of white,
Odd cuisine makes a peculiar sight,
This is the date I’ll be...
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Categories:
buffet, adventure, happy, holiday, home,
Form:
Verse
To Jimmy Buffetthe radio plays
i consider some topics
and then post haiku...
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Categories:
buffet, art,
Form:
Haiku
For Philanthropist Warren BuffetI must say a bewildered chill ran down my back
When I learned the gigantic billions you throw to charity,
A big heart that only the heavens could endow,
That resonates with a compassion for those in depravity
And to them that circumstances have dealt a blow.
Ninety-nine percent of...
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Categories:
buffet, dedication
Form:
Thanksgiving Day BuffetWe tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood in line
With the twenty bucks I was paying
Would a little take out be such a crime
Being a master...
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Categories:
buffet, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Buffet of Flowersyoung hummingbird bush
has yet to bloom – still they fly…
taste of spring in the air
sweet nectar is sipped
from the daffodil trumpets…
wings fluttering fast
irises in sight
colorful birds visit them…
bellies still not...
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Categories:
buffet, animals, seasons,
Form:
Haiku
Gordo At the Breakfast BuffetBy Elton Camp
The manager saw Gordo nearing the café
“Hide the all-you-can-eat sign,” he did say
Gordo had been to his place before
He didn’t want to serve him anymore
Three hundred pounds is his weight
It’s astonishing the amount he ate
Due to how much food he put away
They lost...
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Categories:
buffet, horror,
Form:
Rhyme