Best Boring Poems

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Freezing ...
in my bones
Purple fingers and toes
Twenty-eight finger bones X two
Twenty-eight toe bones X two
A large base with pain
Stiffness, can not be bent
Six hundred muscle cells
will not cooperate with the brain

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Burning heat
Reading glasses ... fogging
Drops of sweat in the forehead
Red fingers and toes
The eyes...

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Today is a very boring day, 
There is nothing good to do,
I went crushing through the toilet door and
landed in the loo, 
There's a cobra nesting in my pants,
and a wombat on my head,
There's a walrus flopping here and there,
By god, I think I'm mad!

Today...

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Don't be such a bore
Spark your soul bravely alive
Your life then will soar

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved, Schoeningen, Germany
(September 28, 2014) (Senryu poetic format)...

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"Why keep fighting to breathe to live?"
Young girl ask the old man.
He been laying on this bed for five years now
each dawn he get more frail
smaller
the pain intensifies...
But his eyes remains as clear as the azure skies.
He motions his great granddaughter to draw the curtains
slowly
half...

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Clock ticking like crazy while my teacher is explaining
Scribbling on my paper during the time that is remaining.
Watching the clock religiously as if time would speed up
the teacher takes a sip from his big blue coffee cup.

Due to his monotony I have no idea what...

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Thoughts keeps rushing through my head
I wonder what it’s like when you are dead
Do you still ‘wake up’ every morning
Or is being dead just really boring?

I wonder what it’s like in heaven
Do they have a tea break at eleven
And sit and chat about their day
Get...

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Oh today seems to be such a bore
Nothing to complete, no chore
I wish I could be out more
Enjoy the Dull grey clouds by the shore
Or that I could go home & snore
Listening or reading some folklore
Enjoying the day to the core
Dancing and burning the floor
Or...

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I was trying to tell you something
For a long time
The word that will bore you
Maybe you got mad at me
Embarrassment
Sweating
Smiling lips
Your true and innocent heart stops me
The word is bothering me
I can not sleep
Today I must say this
Please! do not mind
I am saying this from...

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what a waste of time in class
so boring, no student smiling
everywhere just rowdy
various muffled sound fill the air.
Am feeling sleepy 
oh! i want to lie my head on a soft layer
attending to my gracious scalp
I wanna forget this time for a while.
Bad news!, i have...

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cereal box prize
now what do i do with it
play catch with the air.......

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We love to make things and keep things.
We collect as much as we can, 
as if to suggest a certainty
in the length we'll have to enjoy whatever it is.
A lot of bother 
about a whole lot of nothing.

And then, like holes that creep inside a...

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The Boring Teacher

By Elton Camp

Coach Lindsey is an ignorant creep
Who puts all of his students to sleep

Sports is the only thing that he knows
Yet, into the history classroom he goes

He doesn’t know how people did live
And a coherent lecture he can’t give

He can’t tell one...

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Her father gave her a burial blot
(Not jewellery or clothes or a yacht!)
When Debbie’s interred low
Will they add a gift bow
Still for now it’s a gift she’ll boycott!

I read this article on-line from the ‘Mirror’ newspaper and I couldn’t resist writing a limerick about it.

I...

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Everyday repeat,
Going to office, come home
Salaried life bores....

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