It's a Very Boring Day

Today is a very boring day, There is nothing good to do, I went crushing through the toilet door and landed in the loo, There's a cobra nesting in my pants, and a wombat on my head, There's a walrus flopping here and there, By god, I think I'm mad! Today is a just so boring, I swallowed a stick of glue, there's a goblin hoard in my backyard and a pack of werewolves too. There's a chicken atop a unicorn, a penguin swinging a sword, there's a Leprechaun feeling all forlorn, Oh, I'm so thoroughly bored! Today's such a boring day, I slipped and banged my face, A spaceship crush-landed on the roof and set the house ablaze, A meteor came looming into view, as volcanoes roared away, Oh well, there's nothing good to do, it's a very boring day. 22/01/17