Best Birthday Present Poems

I was brought up on a smallholding when I was a lass
We needed something to help us cut the vast expanse of grass
I wanted a goat and my parents they agreed
We saw one advertised and rushed there at great speed

Poor ‘Susie’ lived in a paved...

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Dragon ran excitedly, into my family room.
He’d been out all day, doing what was anyone’s guess.
He claimed he needed money, a thousand dollar loan;
It was for my birthday gift; or so that’s what he stressed.

“That’s not the way it works”, said I,
“You don’t buy it...

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On her birthday he bought her a feather,
a dainty silver charm.
He knew it was the perfect gift 
to adorn a neck or an arm.

He took it home with heavy heart,
overwhelmed by sadness and grief
He brought it here and gave it to me.
His possession of it...

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love the island life
treasuring the brief feeling
serene sensation.......

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Can I have you as my present
Because you have a good accent
Your beauty is more than a cent
And I love your brilliantine scent
.
First time we met, we became friends
Because I was attracted by the way you love
It was my first time to have a girlfriend
Now...

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I asked my date her birthday
     She told me, 'March first.' ...

   I walked around the room
     She said, 'You're the worst.'...

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He gifted me a phone but forgot to call....

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a cirque de soliel
detective television series
which is an elaborate plan 
to make someone dissapear

400 undercovers eventually on the scene
trying to solve this crime of the century
who is going to dissapear?
why and how?
and when?

This magic act is a life lesson for man
which incorperates the music

With a...

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I remember
The bittersweet joy
Of my fifth birthday

I remember 
Blowing out the candles and wishing with all my might
For my Dad to come home

I remember 
Astonishment and shock
With heart-stopping joy

I remember
Him racing down the hill
In a bright red convertible

I remember
Him walking through the door
Sailing bags in...

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It was day one in August- I turned eight years old
and visiting my grandparents awhile.
I called them Nonna and Nonno;
with them, I loved to stay.
My Nonna had just finished braiding my long hair;
again I said, "these braids- I truly hate!"

As we so often did, Nonno...

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A birthday present to yourself
Is perfect, which makes sense,
For it’s exactly what you want,
No matter the expense.

Your closest friends and family
May give a gift that’s cool.
But it will rarely be what you’d
Have chosen, as a rule.

So on your birthday, go ahead
And splurge in your own...

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My Son Kenneths’ Birthday Present 

2022 

 

 

I can't paint you a pretty picture 

I can't give you a lot of cash 

 

But I hope what mommy gives you will forever always last 

 

I can't recall the color, the one you love...

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For my fifty-sixth birthday I was expecting a large check.
He had indicated that he was giving me something extra delightful.
It is coming the day before your birthday. 
Hooray! A day early! I could hardly sleep.
I was excited!

It came in a Lowe’s truck.
A large Lowe’s truck.
Refrigerator?
Big...

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Apparently tomorrow

Between the hour's

Of 10am and 1pm

I have recently earlier
this day just been informed

From my sister and 3 niece's

That i am to and should expect 
a knock upon my house
downstairs front door

As my 50th birthday shall
arrive

And given that i am still
only 48 year's young

And my...

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Birthday Wishes
Penning to send myself birthday wishes
My muse flew off alike airborne kisses
Seventy three this month but to dismay 
My mind grows foggier each passing day . . .

Gave hubby my birthday present wishes
Can’t say he’s keen for what I have listed
He’d be miserly shopping...

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