Birthday Present

I asked my date her birthday
     She told me, 'March first.' ...

   I walked around the room
     She said, 'You're the worst.'
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Date: 3/24/2023 8:28:00 PM
That is SO funny. Lord, you are so talented Gershon. I must confess my stupidity for not getting it at first. Hey, you never know, maybe there is a real birthday march by some great composer. John Phillip Sousa perhaps? That would get you off the hook!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/25/2023 9:26:00 PM
Thanks, but I'm actually a teller of Used Jokes. Watch my two-for-one sale coming soon...
Date: 3/5/2023 3:10:00 PM
Way tooooooo fuuny. Thanks for the laugh. Bet you did not get another date from her. Have a blessed day/week...........
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Date: 3/4/2023 5:15:00 AM
Thanks for the chuckle this morning. Love it Gershon! :-D
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/4/2023 7:40:00 PM
Glad to picture a smile on your face, Anne E! Happiness and Joy, Gershon
Date: 3/3/2023 9:51:00 PM
Now that's funny. John
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/4/2023 7:42:00 PM
Keep smiling, John, and Happy Sunday! ~ Gershon
Date: 3/3/2023 7:58:00 PM
I May second that :-)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/4/2023 7:49:00 PM
June know how clever you are, Jeff?! lol. Thanks, gw
Date: 3/3/2023 5:24:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Only you could have thought of that, Gershon. I loved it. Take care, Shirley
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/4/2023 7:48:00 PM
Thanks for the tip of the hat, Shirley. Here's to Hope and Vision, Gershon
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