A Teen's Plea

Oh Mom, Oh Dad, Oh please, please, please, I'm asking you on bended knees To think of me when you decide We all must visit Uncle Clyde. I'm OK with his corny jokes, His cough and spit, his constant smokes, The smell of dog pee in the air, The taste of candy growing hair== But his dog Barf drives me insane. The mutt's a pervert, pure and plain. He will not sit, play dead or beg; He only wants to hump my leg! No matter where I choose to sit He lusts for leg and goes for it, He is so dumb. He does not know I have no holes from thigh to toe. He licks his ass, then licks my face; And then to add to my disgrace, You look away and old Clyde laughs While Barf goes gaga for my calves. Oh Mom, oh Dad, don't make me go. My legs are not a bitchie show. Leave me at home. Leave me with friends Who would not dare to rape my shins!