A Teen's Plea
Oh Mom, Oh Dad, Oh please, please, please,
I'm asking you on bended knees
To think of me when you decide
We all must visit Uncle Clyde.
I'm OK with his corny jokes,
His cough and spit, his constant smokes,
The smell of dog pee in the air,
The taste of candy growing hair==
But his dog Barf drives me insane.
The mutt's a pervert, pure and plain.
He will not sit, play dead or beg;
He only wants to hump my leg!
No matter where I choose to sit
He lusts for leg and goes for it,
He is so dumb. He does not know
I have no holes from thigh to toe.
He licks his ***, then licks my face;
And then to add to my disgrace,
You look away and old Clyde laughs
While Barf goes gaga for my calves.
Oh Mom, oh Dad, don't make me go.
My legs are not a bitchie show.
Leave me at home. Leave me with friends
Who would not dare to rape my shins!
Copyright © Jerrell Jones | Year Posted 2015